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so is ðis one.

hi, kschwal here: ðis blog is archived now.

goodbye fuckers. roll credits. who cares.

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BREAKING NEWS: WHAT

Ehhhhh back from my nap or whatever.

Anyways I should probably make an announcement to all of Exclamania.

[Terro takes out a comically large megaphone]

EXTRA, EXTRA! HEAR ALL ABOUT IT! DING DONG THE BITCH (Tyria) IS GONE!

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they point to a house @glitches-and-bugs

(ooc im very sorry for the ping)

[I guess we'll go there. Thank you!]

]Sure. "We". Whatever.[

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they fumble with a note

'please ask glitches first'

[Uh, alright. Where are they?]

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the anon points to where glitches and bugs are

[Huh? There? What is it?]

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an anon greets you

the map unferls highlighting the garden of anon

]Huh. This seems like a good place to stay for a while.[

[For once, I agree with you!]

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both of them are teleported to the garden of anon in a flash its as calm and pleasant as ever

[Oh, I don't think I've ever been here.]

]…? What's this place?[

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it lets out a soft glow it seams its already primed to go somewhere specific (the garden of anon)

[Huh? So, can I just…]

[Kader uses it.]

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the map pops out from the next chapter with a small teleportation flower attached to the back

]…[

[Oh? What's this?]

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its a very thorough explanation of the relationship of what they call reality a to the real world

the equivalent explanation for exclamania is 2 pages prior

[Huh, interesting.]

]…[

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a note falls out

'go to page 46'

[Might as well.]

[Kader goes to page 46.]

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it folds out even further into a list of names for each layer termed

exclamania's list is the longest , second longest being the real world with mostly redacted names and none recognizeable to the dev , the shortest is reality a's list noteablely showing gabriels name crossed out as well as many noteable devs and sylvester

]H-Huh‽[

]Why is my name in "reality A"?[

]And what's with the "real world"?[

]Who the hell would name themself or their child "Kschwal"?[

[Rude.]

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it folds out into at least 17 different diagrams showing different layers of reality exclamania being under several in all of them

the only terms that are on the diagrams are exclamania , reality a and the real world

there are also several lengthy explanations of what gabriel is doing and what the creator of the serotonin patch is doing , zey are only referred to as tyrant

all written in the same handwriting as the explanation of the serotonin patch earlier

]Huh?[ ]What's "reality A"? I don't remember something like that existing.[ ]…Certainly not between us and Exclamania.[

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I think anon means that the backing of the book is fake, and that it's meant to be hiding the last chapter of the book.

[ohhhh ðat makes sense. þank you Solidwater]

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the backing of the book is peeling to the next chapter it can be opened very easily

]…I-I guess I'll keep reading.[

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i cannot emphasize how much the backing is peeling to the next chapter

[okay sorry can you reword ðat]

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the next few pages are ways of shaking dev surveillance and notes about the serotonin patch written inbetween the lines in red glitter pen

the 'final' pages are an acknowledgment of the readers involvement in this and proper tithes to pay

the backing is very obviously false

]. . .[

[So you finally came to your senses, huh?]

]. . .[

[Well, don't act surprised to see everyone hate you.]

]…Why? Why did they lie to me?[

[They literally murdered CHILDREN, but lying is where you draw the line?]

[It's really one of the least bad things they've done.]