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If you haven't consumed Midst, you gotta consume Midst. It's so good. It's characterful. It's whimsical. It's dramatic. It's thoughtful. It has incredible audio and accessible transcripts and cool episode art. It has an old hound dog named Landlord (he survives. this is not a spoiler). You. Reading this. Get into Midst
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The interpretation of “rowdy” as a slur is so funny in battle.
Maxwell going “call off your rowdies” is the equivalent of telling the guy pointing a gun at your head that all his friends are faggots. I don’t think that’s going to do what you think it’s going to do, mate.
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
#some dogs do have social lives outside their owners#i know quite a few dogs whose owners ive never met
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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Olethra and Maxwell both have the unique weirdness of kids who spent way too much fucking time around their grandparents. Do you think they ever played Bridge? Or maybe Gin Rummy?
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I was not expecting to actually get turned on by things in Date Everything but uh Hector got me wiggling and I haven't even seen his face yet
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rewatching ep 1 of Cloudward, Ho! and I am unwell for this Murph. Normally Murph is just a guy to me, like the others. But oh boy. The energy, the attitude, the constant urge to fight and remove his gloves with his teeth. "athletics" more like fighting other men all oiled up trying to get his anger at his family out. it's homoerotic, it's violent, it's bloody and wow is it sexy. this is the erotic folks, we've found it. if Maxwell Gotch ever came into my life,,, I'm just saying,,, he wouldn't be the only one bruised and oiled,,,,
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adulthood is really just being responsible for a ton of pieces of paper that you don’t need that often but when you do need them you REALLY need them
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love olethra so much she's just happy to be there
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Fully convinced that “rowdy” is some polite society way of calling someone a faggot
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