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"i don't intend hannibal to caught a second time" is such a crazy insane thing for will to say honestly like we don't talk about it enough.

he really said, 'might kill him, might fuck him, idk yet but the important thing is he belongs to me not the state of maryland.'

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You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

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people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages

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Someone didn’t stop at a 4-way intersection and I was given such a fantastic opportunity to honk at this guy as much as I wanted to. I kept honking and honking and honking. Like 8 times I honked at this guy. At least 12-20 seconds of nothing but pure, pure horn. Also I was the only other guy at the intersection. It was my private little show.

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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I live for Ruan Lan Zhu and his double standard

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Ling Jiu Shi really pulled the Jarred card on that episode where the condition was to read a poem out loud

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Homoerotically staring into your eyes and promising that I'll find out whatever you're hiding you murderer