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on my end, i have two OCs in mind (funnily enough, both of them are characters for entirely different fandoms, so these are the crossover versions of them); Uzumaki Keisi (“kay-she”) and Hatake Sanya (“sahn-yah”).

i’m’na start with keisi, for whom i actually have a bunch of directions in mind!

so, the thing about keisi is that she’s the reincarnated character. originally, i came up with her as the younger cousin of the “main” character of an audio series on youtube, Freelancer (dubbed as such because it’s actually the listener that’s the “character”, and as such doesn’t have lines or an actual name). casey edelstein is a magic person (called “humanborn empowered” in universe) whose innate specialty is basically “intentional ghost” ― i.e., she can turn invisible at will, sometimes she can turn intangible, and she can lift things with magic. she can also perform other kinds of magic, but those take more time and effort; empowered people like her are called Stealths. empowered people have auras, and everyone experiences them differently; for casey, she registers them as musical instruments. magical crowds without her special headphones are really hard to weather. the reason she’s now known as uzumaki keisi is because of an event in the d.a.m.n. storyline, where a nationwide school competition is ambushed by creatures called shades, who kill by eating your life force (and also possibly physically eating you?? i’m not sure the method’s ever been specified, in universe or by word of god); when casey’s attacked by some of the shades, she isn’t killed ― instead, she’s yeeted into a whole bunch of fandoms that i’m into, one of which being naruto! so basically, she gets chomped on by a shade, she half-dies, she’s born as naruto’s twin sister while retaining her memories and mostly unable to do anything about them because quite literal Baby Brain, and then she unknowingly throws canon off the rails! (well. to be fair, the train had already been derailed a bit in regards to kakashi and obito, but like she gets them derailed further, is the point.)

anyway! so the first setup (of three, specifically for raiden gaiden) i have is one where she and naruto are like … eight, or something, and she’s basically claimed the hatake compound as Her Spot because the uzumaki compound makes her too sad, all the other compounds are occupied (or, uh. recently massacred), and the wards don’t recognize her when she Phase-Cloaks (goes intangible and invisible), so it’s the perfect spot to be all melencholy by herself! only one day, she hears something … off. ‘cause see, to her, the hatake compound sounds like drums, harp, and euphonium. and she can still hear those instruments, but now there’s something else ― another string instrument, one she can’t place. and it’s getting louder. and then, right as she’s about to give up finding the source of it, it crescendos ― and there’s the cataclysm of raidens plopping into existence right in front of her. now, keeping in mind that the last time she saw her kakashi she was still utilizing Baby Brain, she barely knows what he looks like. but she remembers the silvery grey hair. she remembers the grey eyes, the pale skin. and these strangers sure do resemble what little she remembers of the man ― wow, it’s kinda like they’re members of the same family … oh they’re totally all hatake clan members aren’t they. hm. well. that’s awkward.  and then shenanigans happen! :D

the second setup is one where team seven (keisi, naruto, sasuke, and sakura, with kakashi and obito as their jounin instructors) has come back to konoha for the big exam thing, and keisi goes with Kaasan-sensei (kakashi) to investigate the weird pingings pakkun’s been mentioning about the hatake compound wards. the image i have in mind specifically here is keisi (who is Leetle. like, she’s twelve and still mistaken for a five year old, she’s teeny) held against kaasan-sensei’s chest because She Demands Cuddles Sensei You Are Not Putting Me Down For The Next Five Hours, mentioning she can hear a new instrument from the three that were there whenever she walked by before team seven’s formation, kakashi going “… new instrument means unknown variable”, and FLINGING the door to the main room open to catch all the raidens in the middle of arguing over how they should be killing danzo. cue Everyone Staring at each other with the biggest deer in the headlights look, and then mayhem reigns (for the next few minutes before people can calm down enough for explanations to happen).

the third starts out the same as #2, only kaasan-sensei and hahaue-sensei (obito) are Conked The Fuck Out from chakra and general exhaustion, so it falls to keisi as the oldest to investigate when pakkun summons himself to be like “yo there’s some shit happening?? someone’s gotta check this out, if the wards are failing that is some Deep Doodoo we’re heading for.” and like, it’s the middle of the night when he shows up (accidentally summoning himself right on top of her), so she sorta bolts into a sitting position in bed going “hwuh beh mweh?” with her eyes still closed. and then when she gets to the compound and phase-cloaks through both the original wards and the perimeter that the raidens set up, she stumbles upon them fucking around before bed and goes (still fully cloaked) “… are you guys talking in english???” and jumpscares the FUCK out of them. the only reason she does not get impaled or chomped or exploded is because she’s still intangible.

(at some point in all three crossovers, the topic of Before comes up, and all the raidens are horrified to learn that she was thirteen when she “died”. [quotation marks because she wasn’t actually full-on killed in the invasion of the e&e games, but she doesn’t know that, so she presents it as if she really did die.])

the other thing i have in mind is keisi’s team seven getting smacked into “enough lemons” via Desperate Last-Minute Experimental Seals because fatal shenanigans both the teachers are injured and oh fuck they’re still on the battlefield they gotta get SOMEWHERE― and then that somewhere turns out to be konoha. specifically, a konoha where sarutobi hiruzen isn’t hokage; it’s a man named yamanaka takahashi. and there’s another kaasan-sensei. and he has a daughter. and the uchiha are still alive. . . . well, keisi thinks before she passes out from a mixture of stress and chakra/magic exhaustion. ain’t that interesting. hopefully the stooges do not get us thrown in ninja jail. (they get [temporarily] thrown in ninja jail. everyone gets their injuries treated first, though, don’t worry.)

and now sanya! i’m still working out how she’s thwocked into the naruto universe, but her original story/fandom is the magnus archives; basically, she’s a creepy little horror child just like wednesday! right down to the manipulation of shadows and everything. i can’t decide if i wanna have her meet “enough lemons” raiden for the Eldritch Shadow Abomination Child bonding, “making lemonade” raiden and immediately latching onto him because he reminds her of someone from her original world, “sour lemons” raiden and him claiming her as his chaos-creating not-really-baby sister, or all of them in “seriously, no more” as the hatake child kakashi’s already going to pieces over. i mean, there’s nothing stopping me from doing all of the above except for executive dysfunction, so who knows? maybe everyone gets to lose their mind at some point!

i can’t remember if you’ve been asked this before, but would you be alright with people writing raiden fic of their own? i just really love the idea of raiden or some other oc getting whacked into an alternate naruto and like. doing the pointing spiderman meme at kakashi’s Other Child while he melts into a goopy puddle of instincts in the background

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My sunflower friend, I cannot emphasise enough how much I adore the concept that other people want to write about my little bastard of an OC. I will lose my shit in the most positive way possible if you write anything involving any of the Raidens.

Please, please take whatever OC of mine you like and go play. You have my expressed permission.

I only humbly request that you let me read it when you're done so I can see where you went with it and probably yell a lot in delight. (Also standard credit etiquette and such.)

#feb. 2023 #miloe speaking #miloe writes #some more notes about keisi; everyone gets a nickname. if you hang around her long enough you have a Keisi Name that’s just how it works #for example everyone in team 7 has an ‘ah’ sound somewhere in their name (sometimes repeating!)#so; naruto is na-chan sakura is ra-chan sasuke is sa-chan and she’s ma-chan when referring to herself in third person #(though she only does that when she wants to be really annoying)#kakashi and obito get ‘mom-teacher’ titles because she saw the opportunity for puns and she WENT FOR IT #also the fact that obito’s name is so much more formal than everyone else’s pisses him off so much he can never escape it #this is pretty useful for letting everyone know Shit’s Gotten Real ‘cause all she has to do is use their actual names #another thing is that she slips into both english and yiddish from time to time #naruto knows a smidgen of english ‘cause she uses it so casually (he almost always translates wrong and she thinks it’s the FUNNIEST thing)#but yiddish is what she uses when she’s like. nobody can know what the fuck i’m on about i am the height of espionage (and also when—#—she’s super homesick. she sings yiddish songs to herself when she’s missing Before like a physical ache)#and it’s true! nobody can tell what the fuck she’s on about!!!#she is not however the height of espionage (largely because she’s too short for that)#as for sanya! she actually IS a clone of kakashi :)#danzo commissions her creation (from like. orochimaru or some other creepy evil genius) with the false assumption #that a girl will be easier to control than a boy. and like to be fairish sanya IS actually pretty docile #but that’s less a reflection of all girls and more the fact that she’s perfectly comfy following someone else’s lead #only eventually she got used to having a physical human body and went ‘hm. this man—#—feels like the Big Bad Evil Dude we spent so much time trying to kill. i am off to find My Person now’#and she just LEAVES #just fuckin walks out the door #trots up to an administrative desk like ‘do you know where papa is?’#gives the people there a gddamn HEART ATTACK when she informs them that ‘papa’ is fucking HATAKE KAKASHI #another thing about sanya. is that she is incapable of lying :)#mostly direct lies but she has trouble with lying by omission too #she is (unintentionally) HORRIBLE at keeping secrets #HOLY CRAP I HIT THE TAG LIMIT uhhh there will be more! eventually! at some point! for now this is what i have i hope you enjoy :D

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