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SULLEN OBLIVION

SHIGARAKI X FEMALE READER 9100 WORDS LOONNGG Headcannons / fic

⚠️⚠️WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️SMUT SEX XXX🚦🛑

Shigaraki has a bitchy, toxic girlfriend who treats him like shit and doesn’t love him. Shes also a prude at sex. Not letting him do anything he wants to. Only the occasional plain boring vanilla sex. He believes he can’t find anyone better, that no one would want him, then you come along. The attraction is immediate. So he cheats on his horrible girlfriend with you. Now will you want a relationship with him. What will happen to his girlfriend. This isn’t spaced how I’d like but it was the only way it would fit

Shigaraki’s relationship had become stale, loveless, boring. Honestly he wasn’t sure there was ever love in it to begin with. From the start he had blinders on, only seeing what he wanted to. Ignoring all the signs that it was just for show. That his girlfriend was a gold digging bitch. Despite knowing the truth he still stayed. 

Looking back he knows the real reason he got together with her. Michelle, the very name brings a bitter taste to his mouth now. But at the start she showed him affection, which he had been deprived of for so long, all his life almost, and here was this girl flirting with him, touching him. A soft feminine caress was so nice. She gave him what he so desperately wanted, someone to call his. He was tired of being lonely so he played along, telling himself everything was fine, I have a girlfriend, trying to trick himself into believing it. 

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Wait, when he turns back to normal, will he still be pantsless?

(( He was able to retrieve a new pair of pants shortly after…but at what cost? ))

M!A furry end! Ko-fi | Commissions

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getting ready with the girrrlllss

part 1

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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

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Begrudgingly buddies… 👑🤝🐲

This is actually part 1 of 3, because I’ve lost control of my life.

PART 2

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Anyways, entirely unrelated doodle, luigi ironing him and mario’s clothes please enjoy their littleness.

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Don't worry, they're friendly (quite slippery though)

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My Rosie Redesign! I absolutely love how she turned out! :)

Also posting the tiktok alongside it bc a LOT of research went into this one 😭😭

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I literally cant fucking breathe 

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The government cum suction machine,,,

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Party Clown Care List

Hello clownblr friends! I wanted my first clown-care post to be about the breed I know most on. Party clowns! For context, I have had the fortune to care for five (5) party clowns in the past and currently care for a pure bred and mixed party clown. Clowns are lovely creatures that are often mistreated and the state of common clown care Is dastardly! I hope this guide can help you decide on if to purchase and care for a party clown.

Before you buy

There are a few things you must consider before you purchase your new life companion. Speaking of which…

Properly cared for clowns that live in the Earthly dimension live up to 120 years. You must be prepared to take care of them until you humanely transfer them into their native dimension (more on this later), or give them to someone you trust and is experienced in clown care when you can care for them no longer.

The space available in your home is crucial! Party clowns require large tents and tend to accumulate in groups. Prepare accordingly.

Family and or friends living in the home have to be willing to adjust to the clown!!! Clowns are not made to adjust to their environment as they have been tailored to their specific breed. If the people in the home are afraid of your clown companions or cause your clown distress, please do not bring the bundle of joy to your home. It is sad news if a clown is not fitted to your home, but don’t worry, the perfect clown for you is out there!

You need to find ethical clown care stores near you. Many main stream clown stores are the PetSmart equivalent for clowns… Do not settle for their capitalistic greed. Shop small!

Enclosure Options

The average party clown requires a tent that is at least 50 feet wide and has a particularly high top. With each new clown you adopt you should add an additional 10 feet (at least).

These options are NOT suited for your companion;

These tents are small, under-stimulating, and will distress your new friend. Many clowns harm themselves against their improper enclosures, like orca whales if you will, so make sure that your tent is fit for your party clown.

These tents are perfect for your companion;

These examples are fit for multiple clowns, but it is only an example! This is just a demonstration of proper height and decorations.

Proper Enclosure Toys/Decoration

Some toys you would want for your party clown are listed but not limited to…

A large ball pit (depending on how many clowns you care for size will vary)

Cotton candy making machine; Like Guinea pigs, clowns should be fed the same time twice a day. If you keep their meals a novelty or show everyday, it will keep them invested in the meal!

A ball to do tricks on

Multiple outfits suited for party clowns to play dress-up (Each clown has proper clothing etiquette and needs. Your clown will have a certain taste in fashion. I will make a post on clothes suitable for party clowns later, this topic is too large for a generalized post such as this)

Things to juggle (balls, bowling pins, etc)

My pure bed party clowns favorite toy is a light up star stuffed animal. Stuffed toys should be given at your discretion and based around your clowns desires.

If you have any ideas on what could be used as a toy, please submit it in my asks. I will reply and give my opinion on if it’s suitable for party clowns! Please leave your party clowns favorite toys in the comments.

Enclosure Cleaning/Care

Tent cleanup and care is fairly simple! It’s a blessing, considering the size of the tent. Party clowns like a neat space so they can switch from activity to activity with ease. This results in a fairly tidy companion. However, you will still need to do human chores, like sweeping, dusting, and excrement cleanup. You should clean the leftover mess in the tent like you would your home. Try to clean the tent once a week, but you could do this less or more depending on the personality of your clown.

Diet

A party clowns primary diet is simple. Cotton candy and a few candied treats for special occasions. Since party clowns need lots of stimulation to be relaxed and happy, you should make breakfast and dinner a show (as stated previously). I recommend investing in a child’s cotton candy maker and entertaining your friends while you make their meal. It’s also easier this way since many cotton candy brands are not nutritious for clowns! Cotton Fluff is absolutely despicable in clown husbandry terms.

Deciding on wether to buy an old timey machine or more modern model varies on your companions preferences. These are examples of a classic model and a modern!

Diet (Treats)

Good treats for party clowns include but are not limited to…

Soft Carmel (hard candy is hard for them to chew so avoid it!)

Tootsie rolls

Lollipops (They instinctually know to not bite down on them, don’t worry!)

These should be given during training and just when you want to say ‘I love you’. <3

Clown Dimensions? Come again?

I hear you! Clowns are not from the earthly realm, they were brought here by ancient alien settlers and eventually took over and created portals for themselves! Don’t worry, humans regulate the portals coming in and out of earth, so there is a standardized process for coming and going. Here is some basic knowledge on clown aging.

Clowns molt every ten or so years. This depends on species, but party clowns molt every five to ten. This is comparable to a snake. When party clowns are at their last life cycle on earth, you should look into sending them back on their way out of your home. Wether this be giving them to a trusted friend or transfer them to the clown zone. Signs of a party clowns aging includes but is not limited to…

Lower energy/Lethargic

Frequent naps

Longer times in between molting

Less interactions between other bonded clowns

Erratic play time (you’ll know what this mean when the time comes)

Go through your local clown portal organization for more information on the process. It is very different from country to country, or even state to state, simply because of the frequency of energy in different places of the world.

Have any questions? Submit them in my asks! Or leave a comment!

There is much more to caring for party clowns, but this is just a starter! I hope these creatures bring as much love and joy to your life as they have to mine.

XOXO Slushy Mother 🩷

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I'd like to imagine a Yandere!Python Husband would keep you up all night, panting and purring about how your home is big enough to fit more than the two of you. He'll keep his thick cocks buried in both of your holes while he casually asks you how many children you'd want to have. No matter what your answer is, he'll keep fucking you and dumping his thick seed directly inside your womb. It's okay to pass out a little, he doesn't mind! Rest assured that you will be waking up to a belly full of cum and a snuggly snake curled around you in a protective manner (as if you're already pregnant and in need of protection). His dream is to knock you up with twins or triplets 💖

"You'll grant that for me, won't you, dearie~?"

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okay but what a fallen angel who you happen to stumble upon all bloody and bruised. and we must take him home to care for him and oops somehow we end up in his lap taking care of him in other ways…

poor thing. pathetic and wretched. He doesn't deserve your soft touch, but he accepts it anyway. who cares if he's being selfish right now, greedy and sinful. He's already fallen, how much worse can it get? you treat him the best you can, his injuries heal on their own, but he doesn't tell you that. He like your touch, and the way you coo at him that "this might sting a little bit". It does sting but he doesn't mind. He's fascinated by this new sensation of pain. Injuries never touched him before in the heavens. it's... not good, but it is fascinating.

His wings heal, and work again but the feathers turn black, marking his fall. You should be disgusted with him, he's defied his master, and now he's something unholy. You seem fascinated by his wings, running your fingers through his soft wings, and telling him how pretty he looks. and your laugh, heavens above, your laugh is sweeter than any church bells, he thinks he'd do anything to hear you giggle for him and see you smile.

He's obsessed with your touch, with the warmth your hands bring. He doesn't know what "touch starved" means until you explain it to him but it perfectly describes him and how he feels. He's an angel, not a human, he shouldn't need skinship like you do. but he does crave it. he doesn't want to let you go when you hug him. he finds himself pressing his face into your palm, forcing you to cradle his cheek the way you did that first night when you found him.

As an angel, all be it a fallen one, he's never had sex but he wasn't born yesterday. Lust has always been a temptation he struggled with. He knows what it means when his heartbeat quickens every time you're near. he knows he wants to kiss you, touch every inch of you, fuck you. He's aware of his own carnal desires, he's just so used to denying these wants he isn't sure how to act on them.

He truly does have pure intentions when he pulls you onto his lap. holding you in his big arms. But then you shift a little too much and your mouth is already so close to his... you'll take care of him, right? you'll take his big cock and make him cum like he needs, right? you're his savor, and now bringing him to ecstasy like this, He'll gladly devote himself to you, just keep riding him like that.

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part one

Fallen angel who can't help but crave sex every moment after you two make love for the first time. He doesn't want to eat or sleep or work, he wants to be balls deep inside your perfect cunt. He's only ever known Devotion, not even as a form of love, but as a way of life, now that he's lost his god he has nothing to devote himself to except for your perfect body and the holy way you cum. He eats you out with the same diligence as he used to pray. He knows your body the way a priest knows the bible. Your cries of pleasure are like gospel music. divine.

He drizzles honey over your tits and sucks your skin clean again, lavishing you with his tongue, teasing your nipples with his teeth. If you're worried that he's not eating enough he'll gladly take every meal at the alter of your breasts.

He feels unworthy when you bathe him, no amount of soap will make him clean again. He doesn't deserve your soft affection. if anything, he should be bathing you, kneeling at your feet, bringing warm water over your body, tenderly washing every inch. but he's not the worshiper he once was, he gets distracted, and he strokes your pussy slowly back and forth, the soap long forgotten as he "cleans" you. He strokes your clit slowly, his breath fluttering as you twitch against the pad of his fingers. He's so lucky to be in the cult of your love, your first and only follower. Normally he knows that people would try to share this pleasure, this sanctum, but the thought of sharing you twists him inside. He thinks he'd kill anyone else who tried to worship you the way he does.