34 years tired, happily married. Recovering from Catholicism. Husband and I are nerds. There will be dicks.
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Hey how's the ovulation going
im a danger to myself and others
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oh god I’m gonna cum! but first a message from our sponsors who made this possible,
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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭
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Peter Hujar, SEATED NUDE (1978), gelatin silver print, 20 x 16 inches
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I’m not sure how he finds the creativity each & every time 🔥🎨..but @celeryman6 🥒 produces the tastiest animated characters & thick Irish bangers☘️🍆 I’ve ever seen!!👏🏻🤩💦💦
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i don’t think we should rule out getting naked and getting in the ocean
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