existential-bred
existential-bred
My tummy hurts
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34 years tired, happily married. Recovering from Catholicism. Husband and I are nerds. There will be dicks.
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existential-bred · 13 minutes ago
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existential-bred · 43 minutes ago
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Inside of me there are two Squirtles
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existential-bred · 44 minutes ago
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existential-bred · 46 minutes ago
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existential-bred · 47 minutes ago
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WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY
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existential-bred · 48 minutes ago
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wwait this is so funny. dragonite is such a nice guy that it wants to beat you up quickly enough to get it over with as soon as possible. amazing, i see no flaws in that logic.
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existential-bred · 15 hours ago
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Speed
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existential-bred · 15 hours ago
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existential-bred · 16 hours ago
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tragedy that i haven't seen anyone post this clip from the latest make some noise
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existential-bred · 16 hours ago
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"Is it bullying, or revolt against the emerald mines?"
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existential-bred · 16 hours ago
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writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier
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existential-bred · 16 hours ago
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existential-bred · 16 hours ago
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Possibly the greatest r/malelivingspace post of all time
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existential-bred · 16 hours ago
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at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beats
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existential-bred · 16 hours ago
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this is specifically after that poe quest
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existential-bred · 16 hours ago
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i like playing along :)
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