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I just spotted my first acorn of the year on the ground, which means it's officially TIME to remind you that you can EAT THEM

I've drawn an instructional comic about foraging acorns, which is available as a free PDF or a not-free print minicomic here on my Ko-Fi shop!

Acorns are one of our most abundant and underutilized wild foods! Teaching yourself how to process them is a great way to learn more about the past and present importance of oaks in our ecosystems and our foodways. And you're gonna love the pancakes, seriously.

If this is the year you wanna try your hand at balanophagy, I've broken down all the steps for you into a beginner-friendly comic!

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"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

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Reviving a 30 year old idea with my childhood friend: the humble sporkion

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been wearing turtlenecks lately because of how chilly it's been so here's me with my winter coat + turtleneck stupidity

so nice you see me thrice

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how we feeling intermissionists

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^ for the unaware

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[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

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i had a strangely touching dream where my mind was parasitized by this frankly scary/gross looking weird immobile alien worm thing, but it meant me no harm and only wanted to get to experience life through me

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unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

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Greatest sports graphics of all time: Baseball edition

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One of my favorite genres of post

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I think we should start writing men in misogynistic tropes.

For example, the real reason Cody hated Krouse is jealousy because Krouse was so so much prettier than him, and because of a love triangle.

Krouse's entire motivation is about a girl. Being around his romantic partner completely changes his personality (asshole to asshole-but-in-a-cute-way)

Brian's main issue was his lack of ability to satisfy his fatherly instincts. He needs to get teen pregnant.

Lung is a good character because he is so big titty strong parahuman girlboss. *immediately gets beaten by the teen female protagonist on her first night out*

Legend is part of the Triumvirate, totally an important figure who does useful stuff and beats non-male opponents in fights! He's totally not there for fanservice even though it makes no sense for him to be ripped and skin-tight suit! He's also gay, but not, like, lesbian which would bother our female audience. Man gay! Not threatening! Boy-on-boy hot!

Scion is a godlike being beyond human comprehension, but his will to live and sense of self-worth is entirely tied to his ability to reproduce! He also takes the form of a completely naked and physically "perfect" cis male human, genitals and all!

Alec - *gunshot sounds*

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Fruit bat lady has a snack break. I want to do a Honduran white bat then I'm done for real lol

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“I wish I could be a boy” You can

“I wish I could penetrate but I don’t have a penis” There’s a surgery for that

“I want to piss standing up” The surgery does that too, but also have you heard of an STP device? You should look into those

“I like the effects testosterone could give me but what if people think I’m ugly after I start” would you rather be happy and ugly or beautiful and miserable

“I want to cut my hair short and look more like a guy but everyone is begging me to not cut my hair” bestie, it’s your hair and they can go fuck themselves

“I wish I was born a boy” The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, the second best time is today

“I wish I was a boy” I have great news for you

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

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bigs my eyes