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the butchers knife fandom is really dyin out, reblog if you love cleavage

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Thinking about how red marble stone look way too much like meat

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Bothersome beast, comforting friend

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Opti and i are about to crack these open. will report back with results

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can i come over and implant false memories of us being childhood friends?

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I love you fakeposting I love you post dividers I love you made up usernames I love you fake follow buttons i love you emoji avatars I love you blue text I love you bold text

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Kinda gay to make fake posts. What are you faking? Your heterosexuality?

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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

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stop freaking out about getting old and start planning out what kind of old person you're gonna be

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I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

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You are microwave safe. You are dishwasher safe. You will not turn orange after one use. You will not deform under boiling water.

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Wizards (1977)

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A frog on a rain-soaked lotus leaf– Navesh Chitraka

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.

The 2nd orders a half of a beer.

The 3rd orders a quarter of a beer.

The 4th begins to order, but the bartender cuts him off, saying "You guys need to know your limits." He puts 2 beers on the bar.

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Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer

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Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

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Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years