exitpursuedbyavulcan
exitpursuedbyavulcan
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Melanie. I am a collection of 104 wasps who write smut about HotD (specifically Aemond)
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 53 minutes ago
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Proposal for new fandom etiquette:
If you read a fic because it was linked/recced somewhere, you leave a comment saying "came from XXX" and that comment doesn't need to include anything else.
Because when all of a sudden there's a lot of activity on one particular fic I WANNA KNOW WHY!!!!!
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 2 hours ago
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 9 hours ago
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EWAN MITCHELL As AEMOND TARGARYEN | House of the Dragon 2x02 | Rhaenyra The Cruel.
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 21 hours ago
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it would explain so much about Gotham economics if it turned out the only employers who pay a livable minimum wage are 1) Wayne Enterprises duh, but mainly 2) all of Gotham's assorted villains.
sure henching comes with shitty working conditions, but the benefits package is crazy competitive. they have dental
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 22 hours ago
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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 22 hours ago
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I wish they'd let Wyll be angry, specifically: angry for himself, not just for other people. I wish they'd let him yell at his dad. I wish they'd let the player tell Wyll that it's okay to love your dad but still feel hurt and betrayed by him. Let the guy vent all that pent up negative emotion for goodness sake. Give him a scene or three where Theo Solomon could flex his voice acting skills.
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 22 hours ago
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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 1 day ago
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Trying to come up with a sexy ewanverse question and here’s what I got: what’s each of the boys favorite sexy wearable, for both themselves and their partner?
Ooohh, this is a fun one!
Abraham - completely aware of the effect of what rolling up his shirt sleeves does to women, so feels most attractive when he's getting sweaty from manual labour and has to unbutton those cuffs. For his partner, he goes absolutely feral for an A line swing dress, because of the way it accentuates their curves.
Aemond - feels his most powerful and, therefore, his most attractive when wearing his riding leathers. For his partner, choke style necklaces make him weak in the knees - they look like collars, which he associates with ownership and he's a covetous man.
Billy Taylor - not necessarily sexy, but is his most confident when wearing his khakis, because he's proud to serve his country. Working at the Halcyon has given him a thing for maids' outfits, but he's also a big fan of the nylon stockings that have the line that runs up the back.
Billy Washington - doesn't have the confidence to ever really feel sexy, but enjoys the reaction he gets from his partner when he's wearing jogging bottoms (sweat pants if you're American), 'cause that thang be swangin'. Gets painfully bricked up at the sight of his partner wearing one of his t-shirts and nothing else.
Ettore - feels sexiest wearing nothing. He's got it, and he knows it, so he likes to flaunt it. Similar for his partner too - clothes are an unnecessary barrier that slow things down.
Genyen - proud of his body, so feels his best when in the buff. Has a weakness for legs, so short skirts, short shorts, anything that shows them off gets him going.
Michael - feels most confident in a button down shirt, because he thinks he looks smart - even if it's buttoned up to his chin and his trousers are belted up to his tits. Big fan of over the knee socks on his partner. Wearing only those would make the poor guy blue screen.
Osferth - definitely feels his most sensual when naked, as his robes keep him pretty well covered. He enjoys being able to see his partner's silhouette when they're fully clothed, so a belt that cinches the waist is very much appreciated.
Tom - likes to draw attention to his chest and arms, so feels best when those portions are uncovered. A red lipstick on his partner has him climbing the walls.
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 1 day ago
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EWAN MITCHELL behind the scenes of It’s Amazing to be Young by Fontaines DC. Credit: emwajones on IG.
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 1 day ago
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𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐇 as 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐘𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐄𝐖𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋 as 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐘𝐄𝐍
Daemon and Aemond parallels. requested by @mermaidslabyrinth
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 1 day ago
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EWAN MITCHELL behind the scenes of It’s Amazing to be Young by Fontaines DC. Credit: emwajones on IG.
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EWAN MITCHELL behind the scenes of It’s Amazing to be Young by Fontaines DC. Credit: emwajones on IG.
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 2 days ago
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 2 days ago
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the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence
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exitpursuedbyavulcan · 2 days ago
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sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago
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