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prcsopa​

𝐒𝐇𝐄’𝐒  𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓  𝐁𝐔𝐓  𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐋  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍  𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒  ,  like  an  ugly  deed  done  on  his  behalf  he  cannot  help  but  feel  the  anguish  that  has  settled  in  his  bones  .  maybe  it’s  nerves  like  old  tales  of  meeting  OLD  HEROES  .  still  ,  he’s  unsure  of  what  to  do  ,  what  to  say  so  he  turns  up  a  downward  expression  towards  emma  and  watches  her  carefully  for  a  moment  ,  ❛    you  really  think  it’s  going  to  be  that  easy  ?  after  everything  ?        ❜

         she  can  almost  see  the  guilt  gnawing  at  him  ,  the  stress  of  it  all  tightening  his  chest  .  “  i  do  .  “  she  utters  confidently  ,  hand  placing  itself  on  his  shoulder  in  comfort  .  “  kids  understand  showing  up  .  &  effort  .  that’s  what  sticks  with  them  .  you’ve  never  stopped  looking  for  her  ---  she’ll  be  as  happy  that  you  found  her  as  you  will  be  when  you  finally  reunite  .  “  small  smile  curls  upon  her  lips  .  “  don’t  keep  her  waiting  any  longer  .  “

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ouat bloopers 1/?

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one year with the charmings  » Day 8

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storiesmade​

         “ i don’t need to please my son, as long as i’m doing what is best for him. henry is a child, he doesn’t know what he wants. he think he does but what happens when you decide to go on your merry way? i’ll be the one picking up the pieces because i’m his mother. you abandoned him ten years ago, you don’t get to walk in our lives and wish to play pretend. “

         “  i  gave  him  his  best  chance  .  i’m  not  here  to  erase  the  bond  you  have  with  him  &  you  need  to  do  something  about  those  insecurities  ,  regina  .  he’s  still  your  son  .  my  being  here  doesn’t  change  that  .  “  she’s  so  tired  of  the  peaceful  way  being  the  hardest  way  .  “  he  found  me  .  he  wants  to  get  to  know  me  &  i’m  ready  to  get  to  know  him  .  you  can  stomp  your  feet  all  you  want  but  i’m  not  going  anywhere  .  “

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❛   they taste different. you don’t get it.  ❜   he claims, waving a dismissive hand. truth was, he did happen to think that the shape of the pastry altered its flavour, but it was a waste of a conversation to have against emma. as he’d said, she didn’t get it.   ❛  oh, you think if she had done it she would do the obvious thing of ignoring him?  ❜   blanc offers, his eyebrows arched up. he finishes off his donut, licking the remaining glaze off his fingers.  ❛  you’re givin’ granny too little credit. but fine, if you’re so sure she’s not our gal, who is? i’m all ears, boston.  ❜ 

         “  i’m  not  saying  they  don’t  taste  differently  ,  i’m  just  saying  neither  tastes  bad  different  .  “  it  feels  like  they’ve  been  at  this  for  ages  .  “  i  know  donuts  are  a  sensitive  subject  but  you  should  seriously  come  with  a  warning  .  “  amusement  lingers  in  her  tone even  as  she  rolls  her  eyes  ,  fingertips  tapping  anxiously  on  her  desk  .  “  trust  me  ,  granny  gets  up-close  and  personal  if  something  doesn’t  agree  with  her  .  that  kinda  takes  leroy  out  of  the  race  ,  too  -----  vandalism  is  a  bit  more  passive  agressive  .  like  you  when  i  adjust  the  thermostat.  “  sidetracking  .  “  so  he  really  couldn’t  think  of  anything  he  might’ve  done  to  upset  someone  these  days  ?  “

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*sprinkles  love  on  the  dash  because  this  year  is  blowin  my  fuckin  mind*

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have  a  tiny  starter  call  .  feel  free  to  specify  a  verse  too  !

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one year with the charmings  » Day 6

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Aye, me. And I, you. 

hey, you two should kiss [6/??]

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𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐎.

             ( 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐃𝐎, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄. )

swim /   scuba - dive   /   read and write   /   do calligraphy   /   ride a bike /   ride a unicycle /   ride a motorcycle   /   drive  /   draw   /   sing  /   play an instrument  /   maintain a rhythm  /   converse in more than two languages  /   converse in more than four languages /   do basic maths   /   do algebra  /   understand structural formulas  / read a floor - plan  /  assemble ikea  /   build a working piece of furniture   /   build a house   / sew a button /  customize clothes   /   make clothes   /  bind a book /   use a vacuum  /   clean windows without leaving streaks   /   boil water  /   make pasta  /   remove the pit of an avocado / cut bell peppers /   cook  /   bake /   basic first aid   /   cpr / close a bullet wound /  fire a gun  /   load a gun  / shuffle a deck of cards /   shuffle a deck of cards one-handed   /   play or read tarot   / use matches /   use a lighter   /   make a fire without either  /  code   / start a computer /   hack  / steal a car without keys   /   pick a lock   / kick down a door /   throw a punch  /  put an opponent smaller than them into a choke - hold   /   put an opponent larger than them into a choke - hold  / intentionally break a bone /  make a cast /   chop down a tree /   put up a tent /   make a knot   /   create a shelter without tools or brought materials   /   make a cocktail  /  cut a line of cocaine /  change a diaper /  recite a nursery rhyme from memory  /   recite an important religious code from memory   /   recite the table of elements from memory   /  recite a 10 - digit code 24 hours later after only reading it once  /   tell a person’s zodiac sign   / tell a person’s age / play football  /  play basketball / play another ball sport / ice - skate   /   use an audio recording device  /   use a camera /   tattoo  /   do a piercing.

tagged by: stole  it  from  my  other  blog  ayy tagging: if  u  see  this  u  have  been  tagged  cool  ?  cool

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once upon a wardrobe appreciation: 34/??

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boop

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it’s  time  to  hit  the  hay  ,  stay  safe  babes  <3

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dunnithole‌

❛  what they are is a poor excuse for a pastry.  ❜   he stands his ground on that, perking up on judgemental eyebrow while biting off yet another piece of his valued donut. he only registers the sound of her voice, not quite what she says, but he’s got an inkling as to what it could’ve been. blanc’s gaze snaps in her direction.    ❛   what was that?  ❜    alas, a sure way to distract the detective  (  other than his preferred pastry  )  was to start him on a theory, and so he soon forgets about poking emma’s provocations further.    ❛  yes, i most certainly do.  ❜  straightening himself on his chair, his eyes sparkle.   ❛  granny is a perfect culprit. his car was parked across from her diner, she had ample time and opportunity, she certainly had the means  ––  she’s used spray paint to make the poster of the last party they held at the diner  ––  and she’s always pissed off at people for one reason or another. maybe archie ticked her and she finally snapped.  ❜  

        “  y’do  realize  granny  makes  these  &  your  prescious  donuts  out  of  the  same  dough  ,  right  ?  “  they  do  not  taste  worse  just  becuse  they  are  rectangular  &  he’d  better  not  bring  that  argument  into  play  .  she’ll  defend  her  bear  claws  to  the  grave  .  “  hm  ?  “  his  question  goes  unanswered  ,  innocent  greens  darting  up  to  him  ,  mouth  full  as  though  her  feigned  confusion could  ever  fool  him  .  thankfully  ,  he  gets  distracted  quickly  enough  that  she’s  left  listening  to  his  wild  theory  ,  gaze  moving  to  the  screen  from  time  to  time  .  “  i  just  saw  them  talking  at  the  diner  &  she  seemed  fine  .  don’t  think  hiding  discontent  is  granny’s  strongest  suite  ,  either  .  “

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prcsopa‌

𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆  𝐖𝐀𝐒  𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆  ,  his  head  dizzy  ,  everything  felt  off  .  he  says  nothing  for  a  moment  -  resting  the  palm  of  his  hand  upon  his  forehead  instead  and  lets  out  a  heavy  sigh  .  ❛  guess  i  had  too  much  at  the  bar  last  night ❜  a  lie  ,  he  hadn’t  been  out  drinking  ,  ❛    what’s  it  to  you  anyway  ?  don’t  you  have  paperwork  or  something  ?   ❜

        “  yeah  ?  looks  like  an  extreme  hangover  ,  you’re  pale  .  &  sweating  .  “  she  doesn’t  want  to  bring  out  the  big  guns  &  tell  him  outright  that  she  knows  he’s  lying  ---  but  suspicion  is  due  .  even  more  so  as  he  tries  to  change  the  subject  .  “  okay  ,  graham  ,  paper  work  can  wait  ,  i’m  taking  you  to  the  hospital  .  “

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emma: *does  like  two  pull  ups* me:  OwO