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Signs of a heart attack are different for each gender yet we only really teach the male warning signs. Make sure you’re aware of both and spread it to as many other women as possible!

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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

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i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.

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im so tired of being unable to say "no/please stop" because if i do the other person will hurt themself

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early 2010s minecraft mods: Mr. Snuggles's Mo' Shovels Mod

late 2010s minecraft mods: EvoTech 2: Ascension

2020s minecraft mods: 🪡 Restitched

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shoutout to any former webkinz kids; if you need something nice to happen today (who doesn’t ) 4/29/2025 is webkinz’s 20th anniversary, and logging in today will let you adopt the twenty year tiger!

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im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

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Me, leaning out of the window: You there boy, what day is this?

Squeaky-voiced street urchin: Why sir it's

day!

Me: Then I haven't missed it!

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hard to think of a more english title than witchfinder general. it's like a research grade sample. it's deeply protestant, it's self-styled, it's even made up of a germanic compound word qualified with a french one

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Nader is still young but due to Israel's attacks on Gaza has had opportunities taken away from him that most kids would take for granted. At night he has to hear bombings, and his family currently lives in a tent. Access to food and water is difficult.

This campaign is 47% to its goal and donations have stagnated, so share this post and donate if you can.

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when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

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They will throw it out after a few agents become former agents.

This is about intimidation. #KashPatelMustGo

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????😭😭😭

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i think a 7 year old girl could kill any transphobe. imagine telling a 7 year old girl she's not as strong as the boys around her because she's a girl, she'd rip your organs out in less than a second. have you ever seen what happens when a teacher says "i need a strong boy to carry this thing"?? have you never seen a small child carry four times her body weight with a smile on her face just to spite someone???? i think kids should be allowed to kill tbh

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Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.