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TFW you come back to a story after 2 and a half years, try to pick up the threads and then see this 'note to self'. WHAT BOOK? WHAT NOOKIE? GAH!

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Hey- I really enjoy your work on AO3. I don’t have a tumblr, so I had to go anonymous here, but my username on AO3 is Electric_Gal. I just noticed that you haven’t posted in a pretty long while, so I was curious if you’re ok, and if you have work anywhere else (I’d totally read your stuff if you had it published traditionally or on Amazon or whatever).

Hehe, yes, I'm fine thanks. I had a few major life changes in the last year - ditched my ex, relocated to another part of the country and took up swordfighting - so I haven't had the headspace or inclination to write for a while. I have a few bits published elsewhere: a handful of stories in anthologies, a work or two on Fictionpress and a bunch of ancient stuff over on Fanfiction.net. None of that is smutty though! 🤣

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Hello! Yes, I'm alive! Spent quite a bit of time recently playing Asgard's Wrath in VR, and just gained a new companion. His name's Fafnir, and he's a 7-foot tall dragon-man berserker type. So he turns up, drops to one knee, swears to defend me (his fave line is 'no-one shall touch you!'), fights at my side, slays all my enemies, and gets very excited when we high-five after battle. WHY IS HE NOT THE GAME's LOVE INTEREST??!!

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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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Atnomen - Love you to death - page 16 is available on MY PATREON already! see this full and uncensored there ^^

also, this is my first drawing of 2021 LOL no regrets

Read the main comic storyline on WEBTOON and TAPAS

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You know what is the worst? Being a reader trying to catch up on fics WHILE bring a writer who is behind on writing their own fics.

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Blessed yule

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- Holiday Sale : Commission Slots -

Hey everyone!

I’m opening a few commission spots specifically for my followers, and these will be first come first serve! Prices and info below.

One-Shot Writing Piece - $10 USD (0/2 Slots Filled) 

Headshot Sketch/Color + One-shot - $20 USD (0/2 Slots Filled) (Example)

Full body + One-shot - $30 USD (0/2 Slots Filled) (Example)

One-Shots will be SFW and will be a minimum of 1,000 words with a max of 2,000. These can be continuations or snip-its from existing stories, or can be all new original requests to your preferences or specifications. They can be Monster Matches, Tropes, or Dnd Characters.

Art will be flat color and SFW (sexy/suggestive is fine). Add an additional character for $10, or shading for $5. Backgrounds can be added for an additional $5 as well. Subject to additional fees for particularly complex characters.

Your spot will be reserved once your payment is made. Want to be sure the piece is completed before Christmas? Let me know! Otherwise, I should be able to have everything done before the end of the year (depending of the complexity of the requests).

Shoot me an Ask/DM to reserve your spot today! 

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me, a fanfic writer: *touches my new fav character’s face* *whispers* I’m gonna get you laid

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I got tagged in this a few times - can't imagine why! 🤪

I seem to have gone for screen villains I admire. No idea what I was supposed to do!

5. Riddick (Pitch Black only)

4. Prince Nuada (Hellboy 2)

3. The Kurgan (Highlander)

2. Khan (Star Trek 2 - The Wrath of Khan, not the godawful mess with Frumious Bandersnatch, which is the only Trek material I won't allow in my house)

1. Darkness (Legend) 🖤🖤🖤🖤

Yes, I'm ancient.

Top 5 Villains please :D

Ugggghhhhhh, this is HARD. I usually don’t consider villains actual villains but society rarely agrees with me! I’m also a fickle bitch and my interests change every few minutes!

1) The Phantom of the Opera (I mean, HE’S NOT but I know he’s supposed to be, but NUH UH)

2) Montparnasse in Les Miserable (novel) I adore a murderous dandy

3) Tim Curry as Mr. Body in Clue

4) Beetlejuice (I MEAN...)

5) flavor of the week villain: beautiful murder gremlin Xue Yang from The Untamed/MDZS 

tagging: @vixencatastrophe @itspeacheslover @ivymemnoch @findinghiddenisles @obesessedwbeautiesandbeasts Top 5 fave villains, GO!

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Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

Definitely!

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You’ll never hear the end of it

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The Tarty Orc

So I spent a few hours yesterday playing Shadow of Valhalla in VR. It's a basic wave combat game where you get to grab weapons and learn spells for use in combat, and for reasons best known to the lunatic developers, you have to fight giant spiders, zombies and orcs. In Valhalla. For Odin. Go figure.  

Lunacy aside, it's an adrenaline blast, and I was having masses of fun when I knocked one of the well-muscled, scantily-clad orcs on his arse. I turned to check if he was dead (always double tap, kids!) to find him lying on the floor looking at me like this, all ‘you’ve defeated me in combat, but be gentle with me!’. I kid you not. And he stayed like that for several minutes while I massacred his friends. What a tart. XD

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Suggestion: Lizard monster looses tail, probably a fight?, and has a hard time balancing without it. S/O helps them till it grows back. Romance ensues.

This is a beaut! I actually told my other half about this idea, and I never tell him about ANYTHING I write! XD  It’s on the list!