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"The only thing more terrifying than a shark in the sea is a shark in the she!"— Chris Brosnahan (@ChrisBrosnahan) July 22, 2017

http://twitter.com/ChrisBrosnahan

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Last nightDrunk man blocks doorway: "noo big red beards or silly hats in this pub!"@hooleyca take off hat, puts it on my head, walks in.— DavidLawrenceMiller (@millerdl) July 22, 2017

http://twitter.com/millerdl

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(also: oh shit I'm leaving Australia in 2 weeks 😿🙀)— DavidLawrenceMiller (@millerdl) July 2, 2017

http://twitter.com/millerdl

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.@markrt : I've massive news. Me: what is it? @markrt : calippos were invented by a guy called John Calippo— Kate Lancaster (@DrKatypoo) June 17, 2017

http://twitter.com/DrKatypoo

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I am moving to Indonesia in August; I'm going to study gamelan, for a year, in Surakarta— cissy (@stopmoving) June 13, 2017

http://twitter.com/stopmoving

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Turns out I've been confusing Alex Jones for Alex James for quite some time now.— Lauren ipsum (@LollyGee) June 12, 2017

http://twitter.com/LollyGee

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After all the unnecessary time I've spent on the host site, https://t.co/u6NOuV0TWT was inevitable really. @millerdl— Will Thompson (@wjjjjt) May 22, 2017

http://twitter.com/wjjjjt

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mibbe i'll start a rival movement to install a coven structure lead by matriarchs come the revolution.— 🍕pizza witch🔮 (@Melisandreilidh) June 3, 2017

http://twitter.com/Melisandreilidh

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ppl in my train carriage discussing which livery companies give the best dinners, in case you were wondering how it's going in the chilterns— cissy (@stopmoving) May 25, 2017

http://twitter.com/stopmoving

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Truth in advertising. ➡️ @millerdl http://pic.twitter.com/Dm5NhqGqXT— Karthik Ram (@_inundata) May 20, 2017

http://twitter.com/_inundata

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@JamieRoss7 You went to St Andrews.— Marco Biagi (@MarcoGBiagi) May 11, 2017

http://twitter.com/MarcoGBiagi

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@millerdl http://pic.twitter.com/h7L7lBuIU3— Will Thompson (@wjjjjt) April 27, 2017

http://twitter.com/wjjjjt

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LRT: best wife is best.— DavidLawrenceMiller (@millerdl) April 21, 2017

http://twitter.com/millerdl

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First Easter since 2005 with no revision to do 👨🏽‍💻📚📈✋🏻⛔️Do I miss it? http://pic.twitter.com/sMuSRUvHK2— Will Brady (@_willbrady) April 16, 2017

http://twitter.com/_willbrady

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aka ban men 2k17.— 🍕pizza witch🔮 (@Melisandreilidh) April 13, 2017

http://twitter.com/Melisandreilidh

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@fmacgregor @fooishbar @wjjjjt @millerdl STOP GOING ON ABOUT MONZO DANIEL— Alexandra (@eatingsoho) April 6, 2017

http://twitter.com/eatingsoho