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The big names of the Tekken World Tour that you should expect to Win. It. All.
Player: veryhighverticaljump (abb. VHVJ)
Nationality: South Korea 🇰🇷
Age: 30
Character(s): Strict Law main since Tekken 5
Name Origin: "I was known for my impressive jumps as a child. My horizontal jump was not as good as my vertical jump. They called me the God of Jumping at school."
Player: BeerWinMan
Nationality: Japan 🇯🇵
Age: 47
Characters(s): Heihachi since Tekken 1, but "tends to gravitate towards the strongest and easiest characters"
Name Origin: "When I was much younger, I would make bets with my friends at the arcade -- whoever lost the match would have to buy the winner a beer when we went to the bar right after. I always played Heihachi, who was a very cheap and overpowered character in Tekken 1. I would only lose when my friends started to pick Heihachi as well."
Player: super_big_cookie
Nationality: USA 🇺🇸
Age: 19
Character(s): Nina "because she is cool" and Lee "because he is sexy", both starting with Tekken 7
Name Origin: "Cookies are my favorite thing ever. Whenever somebody says my name, it makes me smile because I think about a really big and warm chocolate chip cookie."
Player: NIGHTMARE_PAULO
Nationality: Brazil 🇧🇷
Age: 27
Characters(s): Geese; "I was not interested in Tekken until he was added in season 1. I mostly play King of Fighters."
Name Origin: "If Nightmare Geese is the cooler and stronger version of Geese, then Nightmare Paulo must be the cooler and stronger version of Paulo."
Player: Azeeb.Salmon
Nationality: Pakistan 🇵🇰
Age: 23
Character(s): Ganryu since Tekken Tag Tournament 2; he would use Alex as a tag partner.
Name Origin: "It is a fact that salmon is both good for you and very delicious."
Player: MR. KINGMASTER
Nationality: UK 🇬🇧
Age: 28
Character(s): King since Tekken 6
Name Origin: "How about you watch me play before you ask me stupid shit."
Player: DER.ZERSTÖRENDE.ROBOTER.DER.ALLE.FEINDE.TÖTET
Nationality: Germany 🇩🇪
Age: ???
Character(s): Jack-7, Bob
Name Origin: We could not find anyone that could translate German to English at the venue.
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Ouhhhh Pinkwave you are real now and so so so cute 🩷🤍 he has been reincarnated into a beautiful lotus flower 🪷 he’s like a lil Cupid, I think if he hit you with a heart shaped sound wave it’s like a Cupid’s arrow really…

Ohhho the lil one too so cute…. Triple Pinkwave attack.. unfortunately I can’t get figures due to circumstances but I hope someone out there gives the Pinkwaves lots of love (yes this is also me confessing that I don’t use figures for any of my pieces, I just go with what references I can get)
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Going back to school I hope they don't judge me for my guilty gear backpack and my guilty gear watch and my guilty gear lunchbox and my guilty gear g fuel to go in my lunchbox



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ITS COMING OUT!
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40 bosses and 200 enemies? Christ alive. No wonder Silksong took so long??
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Eriri Spencer Sawamura ; How To Raise A Boring Girlfriend ☆ Revolve
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Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad
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currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball
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My honest to god OFF add-on tierlist. I know this is going to make some people mad but it just had to be done.
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