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two dolla

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decentralize and clean up your life!!!

use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.

use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).

use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.

get rid of bloatware

use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite

use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.

use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.

use storygraph instead of goodreads.

use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions

use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.

use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp

make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge

use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google

use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)

use flashpoint to play archived online flash games

find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books

burn your music onto cds

use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe

use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes

use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail

remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X

remove bloatware on samsung X

use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta

use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.

feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3

last updated: march 18th 2025

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gecko mating call sounds edited over this gif of chilchuck

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nikon coolpix up my ass

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the voices tell me i'm suffering from heat exhaustion and dehydration but i say they're just haters

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life is wonderful, i shall rampage another day

i need an hdr-sr5 or else things are gonna get real violent up in here

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big pharma doesn't want you to know that i'm epic and i can kiss it better for you

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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

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Yknow. My wife was diagnosed with sleep apnea but turns out there were teeth in their nose. Something to consider

what

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idc if you've got your tits out, i am going to tell you all of the fun factoids i have stored up in my noggin

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hey man where the mold at

i ATE it all and now i am undergoing some peculiar complications

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a little black mold never hurt anybody

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never let a motherfucker put you on a leash

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yyoure so fucking yucky!

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