gorgeous, spacious apartment at the very bottom of nob hill.
what do you mean, the tenderloin? oh, honey, we call this the TENDERNOB. it’s far more chic. you won’t even smell the crack through the newly thickened plywood walls.
includes mini fridge, microwave, and kitchen sink. if you try to cook on a hot plate, we will arrest you.
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