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so excited for brennan’s new endeavor

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outfit idea/dropout fantasy high merch proposal:

dear sam reich i will not be happy until my entire outfit can convey my desire to know if the observer is, in fact, my dad

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olethra macleod i would die for you already

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if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

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I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming

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Career fair where they force former punks to get a job. Call that LinkedIn Park.

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a video that starts "how to dress to make your man OBSESSED with you 😍" and it abruptly cuts to somebody dressed as a huge and uncannily realistic white whale

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Where is "rose is watching her planet die while the doctor is slaying in the corner" I haven't seen her on my dash in a while I miss her

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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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Turns out sometimes your hot friends ARE flirting with you

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my regional managers are named dan and phil and when my coworker said "just so you know dan and phil might be stopping by" i momentarily forgot that fact and for a good half a second i genuinely thought british youtube sensations dan and phil would be coming to visit my workplace for some fucking reason

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tuesday morning

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Inspired by @lacnunga 's adorable dragon embroidery

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some crazy good fanfic in my google docs. whatever guy started writing it i hope he finishes it