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Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?

No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude

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going thru the full list of things mormons cant do to see how many ive done just today

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IDC DON’T COME BACK

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every time you jerk off they tear off an angel's wings to make feather coats from and thats a great thing because they are an invasive species

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little glumbo of a game u can play in mobOS :D

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My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture.

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let's be geometric with mama

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noooo! the bakery!! thats where i work!!!!!

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maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time

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im just someones weird sister

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I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit