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wanted to make a low poly fox cuz i thought "yea this'll be quick and easy" and then proceeded to spend the entire afternoon on it

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at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

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I’m still not over my Gwen Stacy era ,:3

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i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

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Miles & Gwen with their baby spiders 🕸️🕷️

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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Gwen: Miles, before we go any further, I need to tell you something. I'm trans.

Miles: Okay, cool. What's trans?

Gwen: Transgender. It means I was assigned the wrong gender at birth.

Miles: Oh, that. It doesn't matter, I love you the way you are.

Gwen: Thank you. It means a lot to me.

Miles: In my universe it's called a Genderbend.

Gwen: . . .

Gwen: Please say "sike".

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rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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{\__/} ( • . •) / >♥️  i give this to everyone that is struggling right now. it’ll be ok.

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That feeling when you temporarily turn into a ghost so you can be on the same temporal plain as your Ghost Girl Friend but then your Ghost GF is actually working for the Big Bad Guy because she thinks its the only way she can get to the otherside to be with her family (they all died, she accidentally burnt down their house) and she tricked you into becoming a ghost (temporarily) so the Big Bad Guy could control you and make you release him from his trap. He then sets out to end the world and almost kills your entire family but then Ghost GF has a change of heart and actually helps save you and your family (using the same thing that killed her family, this is her unfinished business and so she can now move on) and like you didn't even get to have your first kiss.

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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.