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I don’t have anyone to tag :p

hot to go chappel roan

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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Ok love it but how’s this? A twist. caretaker feeling so bad they spare whumpee and take them in. So many possibilities!

Caretaker's a hired kidnapper for whumper.

Caretaker has no idea what happens to whumpee after they turn them in. Sometimes they wonder if it's unspeakable; but this is caretaker's job and whumper pays well.

They have nothing personal against whumpee. They try to make the transportation go smoothly with as little damage as possible.

"Watch the trunk door, dear. I don't want to hit your head."

"Do you want music? It's going to be a long ride..."

"I'm not going to hurt you. Stop shouting, now."

"Rope's too tight? Sorry, let me fix that. Hands up, please."

"Stop trying to hurt me or I might hurt you. I don't want to, but I will."

"It's cold, here's a blanket. No, don't throw it at me- Put that rock down, I'm just trying to give you a blanket-"

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ehehe December here we arreeeeeeee

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

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*agressive petting*

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

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and we’re bringing it back… 5 years later

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

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50 likes!

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Forget whatever second one I got. I’m a god!!!!!!

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

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rut by the killers. Idk why but it just gives the vibes of a blorbo begging someone not to give up on them.

Spotify wrapped is here. Reblog with the song you believe would be your Blorbo’s #1 most listened song this year

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Doodle I made of coral.

Someday… somewhere… somehow.

you’ll love again.