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so true

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ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.

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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

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Hello! If you're in the Bay Area I'm offering these $50/hour tattoos, The studio is called "old crow tattoo" out of Berkeley,CA, If you're interested, feel free to message me for more info.

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Hello! If you're in the Bay Area I'm offering these $50/hour tattoos, The studio is called "old crow tattoo" out of Berkeley,CA, If you're interested, feel free to message me for more info.

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.

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I got a new kitten. Her name is Olive. 🫒

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2014 so far

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

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A king who doesn't really want to and isn't able to run the kingdom properly catches wind of a noble woman who wants to kill him to take over and he realizes she is extremely competent so he decides to propose to her to save everyone the hassle and they have a surprisingly healthy relationship.

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the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead