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I canβt make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, βwet the drysβ¦ then dry the wetsβ¦β
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the star bucks barista looking at your boyfriend in your passanger seat and saying aww so cute does he want a puppuccino
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Basic rules for analysing fiction, an incomprehensive list jotted down in a hurry:
The protagonist isnβt always right
The protagonist isnβt always good
The protagonist isnβt always written to be relatable or likeable
The narrator isnβt always right
The narrator isnβt always good
The narrator isnβt always telling the truth
The narrator isnβt always the author
The protagonistβs moral compass, the narratorβs moral compass and the authorβs moral compass are three entirely different things that only occasionally overlap
Pay attention to what characters do and not just what they say
Pay special attention when what the characters do is at odds with what they say
A lot of the time the curtains are blue for a reason. If they arenβt, you should read better books
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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Somewhere in the world- somebody had a disposable camera with several pictures of dbz yamcha and jeice on it what I took when I was like 12 on one of these magnavox box TVs
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hello dark mode users :)
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Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he's fighting zuko and taunting him being like "bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy" which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords
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please reblog so everyone can get a treat :))
GET POUNCED ON!!!
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