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The Eggxorcist

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*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

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*picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a potion I will never use in the game* *picks up a

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it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

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happy daylight savings to those who observe

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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He really is a cat.

(Saw the one with Gale and Tara and it gave me an idea.)

Also I’m sure this has been done before and if so here it is again lol

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Sailor Gort gave me an idea

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This is a slow fandom zone

None of that "Oh no they bomb-dropped all the episodes in a week 1 month ago, I'm late!" "The tag hasn't been active all week is the fandom dead?" "I only got a hundred shares the first hour no one cares about my art"

Slow down

Take a deep breath and slow down

Fandom is YOU. And me and everyone. If we doodle stick figures for a show that ended 30 years ago we aren't "late" or "doing too little", we're playing dolls in our own time and having fun with works of art that mean a lot to us

You can literally watch and engage with something that aired in 2004 as if it aired yesterday

If the tag hasn't been active for 14 months guess what? If YOU post there, it isn't dead. Literally you can talk about anything you want whenever you want there is no weird law against watching things that people aren't actively talk about

Let's be deranged about stories together

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he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

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Welcome to Tumblr, we *smack* are a normal *smack* social media blogging *smack smack smack* website.

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The Transformed

Nott the Brave for the Frankenstock challenge (pose from @adorkastock, background photobashed from @sambeawesome)!! Wahoo

It's happening. This is becoming a series (with that Fjord painting) - mighty nein pre-campaign? The Jester one is involving Blender. Uh oh.

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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the colors of the sunrise

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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops