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ROCKET PLEASE TURN ME BACK
ROCKET!!
hello little buddy
pat pat:)it seems weβve gone from giving people beans to turning them into them
TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL PLEASE
SOMEONE... ANYONE!
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i dont want to be tiny i just want to be smallβ¦β¦ /ref
holds you up high and tall there we go buddy!!!!
I want to be neither! Please turn me back!
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hello little buddy
pat pat:)it seems weβve gone from giving people beans to turning them into them
TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL PLEASE
SOMEONE... ANYONE!
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ohhhhhhh boy-
uhh, here, bean translation device GO!!!!
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SFOTH TURN ME BACK
I CANT EVEN REACH THE DOOR KNOB
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Hi!
hhgfelplmer
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mista b zuka i mailed you a box of cookies, have a good daye
tttttttttjnaks
wwasd ghoofd
atye tghemn
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wwwttyffffffffffffuvk
#phighting!#phighting parody#phighting zuka#zuka#bzuka#//hes turned into a bean ant trying to askfor help
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Do you ever find broker sitting in weird places places in your house or does he just show up outside the window or. Something. Im curious to know where he sits around to find out everything he knows!
fdjfdjmxuecheka,ehoilxhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehkslp
yiues
fjffffsdiiomeonr heelfp dmme
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youβve been beaned!!!
What a weird looking thing..
Wait- What do you mean bea
[POOF SFX]
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ANT ARMY GOOOOO!!!
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The easiest solution to this is to, ouchβ pour water over myself.
And so I will.
#phighting!#phighting parody#phighting zuka#bzuka#//GO AWAY ANTS!!#rocket accidentally left food outside again
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bald grandpa
I am not. BALD!
#phighting parody#phighting zuka#phighting!#bzuka#//guys should i draw zuka with my hair hc just to prove yall#some of u might oogle#go crazy when i do
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Couldnt ya have asked first?
β¦Who am I kidding, just give it back. I kept getting stared at all day in Crossroads!
Someone took my darn hat.
AGAIN.
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Someone took my darn hat.
AGAIN.
#phighting!#phighting parody#phighting zuka#bzuka#//he was sleeping in his truck and he woke up bald
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β¦ I got nothing to hide nor explain.
This is the ugly truth your father has been hiding from you all this time..
HUH???? I ALWAYS WONDERED....
@exponentialb-zukas EXPLAIN???
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So thats what the B in B. Zuka stands for.. (bald)
Being bald is fun, you should try it sometime.
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bites you
Could you people stop biting me!
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meow :3
*pet pet pet pet pet*
Hello
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