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so much of life is needing to pee. enough already
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Let it be known that my cool, emotionally distant lone-wolf personality quirk has yielded no benefit whatsoever to my social prospects
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frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them
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hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse
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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
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I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"
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I was working with an item today that just utterly flabbergasted a part of me (the other was deeply frustrated with the catalogue record AS SOMEONE APPARENTLY THOUGHT IT WAS PRINTED ON SILK, coming back to that in a minute) … but ANYWAYS … said item is a replica of a medieval manuscript prayer book THAT IS ENTIRELY WOVEN out of grey and black silk … WOVEN … text, images, intricate grey scale, WOVEN … NOT PRINTED …
And it’s flabbergasting because it’s from 1888, Jacquard machine, IT USED PUNCH CARDS to weave these intricate pages … something like 400 weft per near square inch … IT looks like a page of textured paper, but it’s not, it’s entirely SILK … F*CK …
Anyways …
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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of
#oh this is particularly appropriate this year#because the Major League Baseball team the Tampa Bay Rays#lost their stadium to Hurricane last year#[they’re playing at an affiliated minor league stadium this year]#so would be good candidates for marauding#like not to be constantly thinking about baseball on main#but here I am on main constantly thinking about baseball
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This morning I was just minding my business on a hike only to look over and see a ton of flaccid stinkhorns (Mutinus ravenelii) adorning a sandstone cliff face.
(July 2025)
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life magazine receiving beatles hate mail in 1967 sent by a reverend
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In honor of Ozzy Osborne, the thing I think of him the most in relation to, and probably a top five tweet, to me
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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
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