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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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Topper, texting JJ: Please don’t text me for the next hour, I’m going to be on the treadmill.

JJ: I wasn’t planning on texting you???

Topper: What did I just say?

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JJ: That shirt looks great, Sarah.

Sarah: Thanks.

JJ: But I bet it would look even better on John B's floor.

John B: Are you hitting on Sarah... for me?

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JJ: I’ve connected the dots.

John B: You didn’t connect shit.

JJ: I’ve connected them.

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Pope: Are we really going to let John B keep Sarah?

Kie: We kept JJ.

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JJ: Remember when you dared me to lick that swing set?

John B: No, I said “JJ, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do” and licked the swing set.

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Pope, texting the group chat: I wonder what Apple shots would look like?

JJ: *Sends a picture of a syringe with an apple slice shoddily edited inside*

John B: *Sends a picture of a shot glass with an apple poorly drawn inside*

Kie: *Sends a picture of a person dunking a basketball into the hoop but replaced the basketball with a poorly resized apple*

Pope: I hate you all.

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JJ: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.

JJ: *Dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Sarah: …Thanks.

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JJ: I got an idea!

Pope: Does it involve breaking the law?

JJ: By now don’t you think that’s a given?

Pope: I was just trying to the optimistic.

JJ: Don’t bother.

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JJ: Do you have a bobby pin?

John B: Yeah *searches his hair*

John B: Oh, no, wait- I’m not a nine year old girl.

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[Something crashes]

JJ: Shoot-

John B, running into the room in a panic: WHAT FELL?!

Sarah, walking by the room calmly: What died?

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Pope: I think I’m falling for you.

JJ: Then get up.

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Kie: Isn’t this a bit dangerous?

John B: Kie, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predictions before and we always escape unhurt.

Kie: …

John B: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Kie: …

John B: Alright, we escaped unhurt once…then hurt ourselves on the way home.

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John B: My father’s name is just mine as well, so I’m technically John Routledge jr.

JJ: Who comes up when you look up John Routledge on Google?

Pope: That’s what I thought!

Kie: One John Routledge to rule them all!

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Kie: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.

JJ: How can vegetarians possibly love the the environment..you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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✨Jesse James Maybank✨