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webp. more like wet ppee.

also on bsky

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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

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NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

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i made this version of that popular cake meme as a love letter to my favourite artists, writers, editors etc who keep making content about my favourite characters/ship

ermm

I LOVE YALL!!!!!!!!

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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"TME" "theyfab" "transtrender" "TIF" "zipper tits" "cuntboy" "TMRA" "transandrobro" "transandrodork" "trutherina" "transmascs/men can't reclaim the T slur" "transmascs/men can't use T4T" "when the transmasc/man has the biggest boobs you've ever seen" "TMOC have power over White transfems/women" "gay transmascs/men are fujoshis" "Black transmascs/men easily pass" "Fat transmascs/men's transition is useless and ineffective" "Autistic transmascs/men are just brainwashed women trying to escape misogyny"

[ID: A gif of someone in their office, slamming their keyboard, hitting their computer with the keyboard that the computer falls off the desk, and then leaving in rage. /End of ID]

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Not quite a walrus but ...

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kitties on the bed

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

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TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

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-_- apparently the cut-off for this thing I want to submit to (which closes tomorrow) is 70k words, and I’ve got 67k

I need to think of three thousand words of bullshit to pad this thing. like a chapter where everyone goes for coffee, or something. 

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Love when writers do an insane amount of unnecessary research for their fics. I follow an author that did like 8 months of intense research into 14th century Scotland so they could write smut about it, and guess what. It was some fucking incredible porn AND I learned about old Scottish politics

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And they were roommates...

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this is peak Craigslist