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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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I wonder if Cid and Nero will ever discover that Jessie has declared them married for tax purposes.
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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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Poorly drawn Sewaddle line
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tell me why i have 3 ravanas
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ffxiv is an interesting game because itll literally give you a quest that says 'can you get the meat off this animal' and you're like, yea sure and then its like the most doe-eyed small tiny creature. you are trembling. almost in tears at the sight of the little creature. Kill. final fantasy 14 tells you. Kill and take it's flesh. it echoes in your mind
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#ffxiv#ff14#final fantasy xiv#final fantasy 14#ffxiv screenshots#ffxiv memes#ffxiv endwalker#i was looking for a hunt mark and found an ea having quality floor time#and honestly? im lowkey jelly#I also yearn for quality floor time#not pictured is my character swimming in the floor next to it
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