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I’m a demi4demi gerrymichael truther I said what I said

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plunged into the deep end

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This was all I could think about during the latest episode when Nigel was talking about You Got Berried

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Ooo You Want A Spooky Tattoo So Bad... So Bad Right Now Ooooo

Ink5oul || The Magnus Protocol

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sasha and basira are the only exceptions to elias' pattern of hiring people who will not be missed, should they die or go missing. sasha has a very loving family, who she speaks to and visits regularly, and basira has a very active social life and lots of friends, who she loves and cares for.

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loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

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you know what would be awful, if gerry got to talk to jon while he's in a computer just like jon talked to gerry when he was in a book. something something sources of information something something they'll never be able to be friends

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After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

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If Dyhard becomes a thing Alice will start blasting fuckin Cupid's chokehold by Gym glass heroes cause she's just so genuinely happy and excited (she's autistic)

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dyhard is REAL it WILL be cannon i had a premonition about it

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People who say "oh but Alice didn't get the coffee for Gwen" are missing two crucial points.

She didn't correct Gwen and let her have it, only when Celia arrived did she say anything

She thinks about Gwen enough to actively choose not to get her a coffee (something something, printing out a picture to throw darts at, something something, still printed out a picture)

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I wonder if she’s out there

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Allison Leshi receiving Gordon’s emails

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Gwen has been given 1 morsel of authority and immediately went mad with power and I love that for her

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this will probably be disproven across episodes but I have the Gwen brainrot so indulge me.

I know a lot of people hope that Elias is out walking around happy and high, but see the Magnus institute burned down in 1999. Jonah took Elias in 1996.

So don't imagine Gwendolyn coming 'home' after a few years studying on daddy's money, daddy's name and daddy's contempt that his youngest daughter seems perfectly fine with ignoring what is expected from a Bouchard.

Don't imagine Gwen running into her brother one night after he himself hasn't been in their family house for weeks. And realising the thing in front of her isn't Elias.

The stone cold sober, easy smiling man with impeccable posture is not the man who taught her how to play their parents to secure a peaceful life and a place in the will at the same time.

The eyes looking back at her never winked at her from across the dinner table, never shed tears of rage at the golden chains around both of them, never looked at her at her lowest and told her everything would be okay one day. Because those eyes do not belong to Elias.

'A promotion' it tells her, with the same pride Elias used to talk about a student strike that would absolutely wreck their name if it were printed on papers, but this thing wouldn't do that because this thing is. Not. Her. Brother. But she's almost as good at acting as it is, so she plays along. 'Head of the Magnus Institute'.

And Gwen knows very little of the Magnus institute. But she knows enough about Elias Bouchard. She knows about Allan and the eyeless thing that got to him, tale whispered in a panic on the night she first saw her brother as a child instead of a role model. She knows about the letter that arrived unprompted. She knows the stories of what goes on inside the too old building.

And she knows how easy it is to get her hands on gasoline for the bits of it that aren't already flammable.

When she's called in as his emergency contact, she feigns shock at the fire, throws the bone that 'the idiot couldn't even keep his fucking lighter straight' between tears.

She throws the ashes off a foggy cliff onto the sea and attends the empty casket funeral with the same expression she learns to carry from that day on. And after years of clipped conversation, she does what she promised Elias to never do.

'Get me in.' She tells her father. And his smile of relief at 'still having a worthy heir' on the day of his son's funeral sickens her. But she keeps the same expression.

Because she may have killed the thing that took Elias. But the OIAR is the place that can tell her what she killed exactly.

And she won't make her brother's mistakes.

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Gerry my beloved 🖤

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!