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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Wishing all BDSM kinksters some restrained summer fun this season

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if you find a part of a human body (not your own) you shouldn’t keep it in your house for the next 50 years. yeahhhhh. that jawbone is not for youuuuuuuu.

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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cracks open my espionage cyanide tooth but it's actually one of those sponge dinosaur pills and instead of dying I just cough up a spinosaur onto the floor

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apparently you can go to jail for breaking federal and state laws. Who knew!

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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fuck yes

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hey in case you didn't know trans inclusive terminology in healthcare is not about protecting peoples feelings, it's to stop insurance companies from going "well it says here that hysterectomies are a procedure performed on WOMEN and you keep insisting that you're a MAN so we do not in fact have to cover that have a nice day and eat shit"

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Big challenges

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Neurotypical people will teach you that it's rude to interrupt others, that you shouldn't talk over people, and then make fun of you your whole life for being "quiet" and withdrawn because you're waiting for a break in the conversation that never comes.

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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GO TO YOUR FAVORITE SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE "PUPPIES" AND GO TO THE IMAGES TAB TRUST ME!!!

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Why is the posting good on this tuesday morning

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