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rb if everyone has permission to pet you, if you're such a slut for petting, if you just want a lil pet

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big tummies count as stress balls. you agree

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HEY YOU!

YEAH YOU I'M TALKING TO YO-

No this isn't an infomercial.

Have you ever felt tired, but no matter what you do or where you try to relax, you just can't seem to rest? Nothing is ever quite comfortable enough? Or maybe you feel like there's just something missing?

INTRODU-

I already told you, this isn't an infomercial, I swear.

INTRODUCING:

TUMMY®️™️

The perfect solution for maximum relaxation!

Tummy®️™️ will help you with all your relaxation needs, guaranteed or your mon- well this isn't a product or a charged service why is this in the script? - or... uhhh... 1 free letter of complaint to... um... I don't know, whoever invented the stomach, I guess?

Whatever. *Ahem*, Anyway...

Are you finding that no matter where you try to relax, be it bed, sofa, chair, or even that one part of the floor you frequently sleep on and no one knows why? Well, Tummy®️™️ can help! Simply ask a Pred to eat you! Don't give me that look I'm about to explain. A Pred is capable of swallowing you whole and alive, and can then keep you comfortably safe and sound inside of their Tummy®️™️, where you can then simply forget about all of your woes and worries, leaving them outside! But that's not all! As a free bon- This whole thing is free seriously who wrote this script. - As a...nother thing that comes with Tummy®️™️, you also get a full body massage from a Pred, starting as soon as they start to swallow you! Let all the sorrows from the outside be kneaded out of you by the churning stomach walls. You can also customise your Tummy®️™️ experience by either being the same size as your pred, where you'll be given a nice - but not too crushing - squeeze, or maybe there's more of a size difference between you, such as you standing at about half their height, you won't be too cramped but still have that lovely pressure all around you. Or perhaps you're a bit claustrophobic and would rather be able to move about in there? Well then you can also be small enough to be held in one hand, perfect for when you want things to be a bit roomier.

Or, alternatively, you find there's something missing whenever you rest? Well fear not, Tummy®️™️ has the solution for that too! Simply find a Prey and swallow them down, filling you up and giving you that last missing piece for you to relax. Though, some prey may be unhappy to be eaten without warning, so it's a good idea to get an agreement first What do you mean "why would anyone want to be eaten?" I just explained it weren't you listening? It has been scientifically proven that both companionship and having a full stomach can increase relaxation, so both at once is even more effective! Just like before, you can have different sizes, so if you're in the mood to do nothing but relax, then you can be the same size as your prey! Not like you'd be going anywhere with that size anyway Or you can have them at half of your size, so you still have that satisfying weight in your Tummy®️™️, but you can still move about if so desired! Or if you prefer to have an unseen companion, they can be small enough to not make any visible impact to your Tummy®️™️!

But that's not all! Even if you are not in a Tummy®️™️ or have a full Tummy®️™️, you can still partake! Have a pred friend with a prey friend in their Tummy®️™️? Ask them if you can relax on their Tummy®️™️! And yet again, you have the option for multiple sizes! Want what can almost be a living waterbed? See if your pred friend has a prey the same size as them in their Tummy®️™️! Want a nice pillow? About half size prey in their Tummy®️™️ will do!

But!

They don't even need anyone in their Tummy®️™️ for it to be comfy! You can simply ask to lay on it if you so desire! And you know the drill by now: Multiple size options are available! You can lay your head on their Tummy®️™️ at same size, have it be like a soft backrest at half size, or you can simply lay your entire body over their Tummy®️™️ if you're tiny compared to them!

So what are you waiting for? Try Tummy®️™️ today!!

*For best results, ensure that all parties enjoy and are willing to partake. Terms and Conditions apply.

What terms and conditions? Seriously who wrote this?

Hey you've been quiet for quite a while now are you o- oh they're gone.

This was a stupid idea why did I agree to this

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Oh to be a pred who offers a snug safe belly to their friends as a place to rest and relax in when they're feeling tired

I would honestly just love to be able to eat those I care about, letting them relax inside me, not having to worry about anything outside

Is nice

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Ngl, I need to be part of one of those (safe) vore Matryoshka Doll things. I really wanna nom a prey, but also, I just need to be in a tum. Im like- half asleep still, but atm this feels more like a need than want lol.

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100% 🐹 buddy

I am just a sopping wet cat of a man aren't I

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For the ask game - 🐰

Yea that one also fits me pretty well

Honestly it's nice knowing that people don't find me intimidating

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🐹 you are a little hamster

Sounds about right tbh (this is not meant in a negative manner btw)

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when i say i wish people started using the reblog button more i don't mean it in a 'i want more notes' kind of way i mean it in a 'i want to read about your thoughts on this particular thing' and 'i want to have conversations in the tags' and 'i want this to feel like a community again and not like any of those boring social media platforms where artists are content creators and interactions never goes beyond a like'

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How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

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Yes vore very good

So uhhhh Vore?

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I had to draw this after reading the most recent chapter of WIDFALI >:)

bonus:

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Lots of people like G/t noms. Maybe they think that when a prey is smaller, the experience becomes more close and intimate.

I think the opposite. When a prey is small, it's easy to neglect to give them the attention they deserve: G/t prey seems to lend itself more to "well, you're in there, let me know when you want out, I guess." But if the prey is bigger, they take up more space inside you, impossible to ignore. In my opinion, it's having a belly to be affectionate with that allows for greater connection between pred and prey.

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An encounter

So because me and some frens have started a thing about silly horror/analog horror stuff on discord I wrote this silly thing with my sona (who I don't think I've really said anything about on here will do that once I feel confident enough to draw him) doing a silly spooky thing

Content warning for unwilling prey, some horror elements and mild(?) body horror

Also @mysticcomfort because you told me to post this here

Wandering is risky, especially when alone. The sightings of unknown phenomena and disappearances and subsequent reappearances of those who do so are exemplary of this. Yet that can end up not deterring some, and even encouraging others, wanting to be the first to record what has been causing the strange happenings. But still, it is best to know the area, lest you get lost.

As one poor soul found out the hard way.

They pushed past branches and gazed up at the sky, void of any stars, trying to find some sense of direction. Every tree seemed identical, and no indicative light could be seen. They trekked through the foliage, hoping that if they continued in a straight line, they would come across something. But at the same time, they questioned if that would really be better than encountering nothing. Quiet shuffling could be heard all around them, and they could swear that branches and roots of trees seemed to appear and disappear. Sometimes, in the dark, the rings on a birch tree’s bark almost seemed like real eyes staring right at them, but a blink got rid of the feeling.

A sudden loud noise startled them, and they walked backwards from it, until they bumped into something. They yelped, starting to panic as they twirled around to face what they bumped into, and saw a strange person wearing a tall hat turn around as well, though notably calmer.

“Woah, woah, you ok? You look like you just saw a ghost.” He said to them, trying to ease them. “You seem lost, are ya lost?”

They explained their plight to the stranger, having let their guard down now that they have another human to talk to. He held his hand up to his face in a thoughtful pose while he listened.

“Hmm. Well, I know the area here quite well, I can help you if you want, just follow me, I’ll take you somewhere safe.”

He began walking off, and they followed suit. They had an uneasy feeling in them, but it was overcome by their relief at finally having someone else to talk to. Besides, of the recent disappearances, everyone had returned and the most damage they were aware of happening to them was nothing more than a few cuts and bruises, the kind that would heal in a week at most.

Their unease grew, however, when the stranger walked down into a bunker of some kind. 

“I know this seems like a bad idea, but I promise you you’ll be safe.” He gave them a smile, though something about it seemed… off, slightly. But despite their uneasy feelings, they followed in.

There was very little light in the bunker, aside from a ceiling light that only illuminated a small spot in the center of the room. They couldn’t see the person they followed in, and it didn’t help they could swear they saw something slip out from the light as they approached. They called out with a low voice. And shortly after doing so, they heard the door shut behind them, and they swiveled around to look, not that they could see much.

“Sorry to have tricked you like that.” A familiar voice echoed from the side of the room opposite the door, making them swivel around again. As he spoke, some other quieter voices spoke the same words at the same time, but all around them. “I think we can both agree that you would have found it a bit harder to trust me like this.” He approached them, and as he stepped into the light, it was clear he was different. His legs were preceded by black tendrils, swiftly growing on the ground before him in very general directions. His arms seemed to have grown, becoming a material not unlike that of the tendrils on the ground, which they had noticed were on the walls and ceiling as well. And his mouth had grown wider, and was filled with jagged, teal, crystalline teeth, with a couple more of those tendrils flowing out like long tongues, and a similar mouth had formed on the exposed patch of his stomach.

They couldn’t move, couldn’t even speak, paralyzed with fear, while he continued his approach. He lifted his arms and wrapped them around them, meaning they couldn’t move now even if they wanted to.

“I do keep my word, though. I will keep you somewhere safe. Though you… might not like where exactly that is.” As he said that, he began opening his mouth wide, and elongating the tendrils in his mouth, wrapping them around them. They struggled against him, but it proved completely ineffective as they were pulled into the void of this… thing’s mouth. They felt the pull of what might be considered throat muscles pulling them deeper. They couldn’t believe what was happening to them. It had to be a nightmare. They kept being pulled in further and further, until they were curled up in a tight space, unable to escape. They soon eventually passed out from everything that had just happened to them.

…

They jolted up in bed, gasping for breath. In bed… It was a nightmare. They caught their breath and calmed themself down, briefly nervously laughing. They checked themself just in case they were hurt, but nothing was wrong, they were perfectly fine. They breathed a sigh of sheer relief and turned on their bedside lamp. Their paranoia must still be high, as they thought they saw some black tendrils quickly recede into the cracks of their doorframe the moment the room was flooded with light.

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Yeah! Yeah! Eat me! Yeah! Yeah!

okay bud

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reblog this if you agree

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The most mood thing ever in existance

super in the mood to eat someone and fall asleep curled around my belly.