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I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur
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if the vibes are off, close your document. stare at the wall. think about your protagonist’s childhood trauma. return stronger.
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Nicole Parker, Found You, 2025, Oil on panel
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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog
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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
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Thinking about that guy who had a verbal tic that was just saying jacking off whose roommate just thought he was cool like that
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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine
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Thomas Paquette, Straight Up, Tionesta, Pa., 2025, Oil on linen
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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Who are generally more well-behaved? Seals or sea lions?
This might help put things into perspective. 😅
But in all honesty, our animals are amazing! Each individual has unique challenges and strengths, but they are all good pinns.
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Screenshot studies from Brokeback Mountain ~
(06/2021)
Part of my 2021 Pride month art project where I celebrate some of my fav queer films!
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