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Dating in bum fucked no where means I have to significantly lower my standards and even then my standards are often not low enough to even match with people, let alone get a date

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whether or not going to the grocery store scares you, you still have to be able to do basic tasks. yes the world beats us (trans women) down and it’s genuinely never in my adult life been more terrifying to be trans in public but what are we gonna do? refuse to live our lives and self-infantilize ourselves into living mummies in whatever shitty living situation we can afford?

literally stand the fuck up, every last one of you is better than that. i’d rather get murdered in the street than decline to live the life i fought for over fear.

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Watching “The Fellowship of the Ring” for the first time. Yes, really. Gandalf’s tits are smaller than I was led to believe

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play that hurdy gurdy white boy

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do u think anyone has ever successfully slipped an amen break into a hypno audio

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“Award,” Ray Durem (black poet, activist, and member of the Communist Party), in Dudley Randall’s “The Black Poets”

A Gold Watch to the FBI Man who has followed me for 25 years.

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Jerry suspects the oracle might be flirting with him. Elaine attempts to break up with a chariot racer by joining the vestal virgins. Kramer makes raunchy pottery. George refuses to believe that he has been cursed.

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*catches your white whale easily and by accident*

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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

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sitting outside the laundromat waiting on my laundry to dry, staring at graffiti with the ostensible message of “faggot [communism] (picture of a hammer and sickle) equals maga” but. what does that mean. whose side are you on.

are you saying that communist fags will make america great again. are you saying that communist fags are fascists? but then. you’d have to have a virulent homophobic view of queers AND a strong antifash view of maga. are you saying communist fags are too right wing? or that fascists are too left wing, practically gay little commies? both sides ism?

am i witnessing radical centrism unfold or. what’s going on there.

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i think i should buy a parasol so i can fish without dying promptly of heat stroke. the cats are calling me. there’s hogs to be caught and the water temps are high, they’re out there sucking and fucking and they want my stinky stinky bait. but the sun will kill me. hence? parasol.

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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What is the shape of your god(s)?

you. me. all of us and everything.

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what am i even doing with my life