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aro culture is finding a pet to dance with instead of a person 👍

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i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,

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THE RESIDENCE - OPENING CREDITS artwork by Maira Kalman

BONUS:

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obsessed with the universe that the residence is set in. president is gay but that's not why everyone hates him. first gentleman has anxiety and comes with a mom that's homophobic to one person and it's the president. social secretary moves like a south korean president (personal shaman and all). terror attacks in dc that somehow are just happening without being intercepted. kylie minogue respected and revered by an american audience...

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We all agree she deserves the Knives Out treatment where she get's dozens of seasons with each season covering a new case right!?

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happy valentine’s day :)

better quality here

the text is an L line from the L romance route in the ds game ↓

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Last night I dreamed that someone invented a new version of chess called Rookmeo and Juliet where two rooks are in love and trying to run away together. To achieve this they have to make it to the other side of the board, but these rooks don't have any visible signs to differenciate them from the rest, just a small mark in their base. Neither of the players knows what rook from the other side is in love with their rook, so they have to play a regular game of chess, fully aware that they might unknowingly kill the lover of their rook. If they kill it, the game keeps going, but their rook betrays them, switches sides and turns into a second queen for the other player. People wrote a ton of essays about the symbolism and metaphors of that version of chess and the creator didn't have the heart to tell them that he simply invented it because he thought Rookmeo was a great pun

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okay Rook goes crazy for a non-binary name though

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chess inspired fashion

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the smosh cast as tumblr text posts (1/?)

( pt. 1 | 2 | 3 )

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Imagine walking into JojaMart and seeing this

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Giggling and kicking my feet, I love them more than anything

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Gregory is a gay ass name

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you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

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