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Ryuunosuke Akutagawa (and Atsushi Nakajima), Bungou Stray Dogs, Jan 6 2024

Prompt: Your Reflection

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they'll never stop, the city is doomed

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

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there's gonna be a point in aku's life where dazai will be like "good job akutagawa; i always knew you were strong" and he's going to just politely nod and feel nothing and atsushi is gonna skip towards him and go "akutagawa!! you were pretty cool today!" and aku is gonna blush and stutter and trip over his feet in delight and overwhelming happiness

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i think i know how to describe every sskk mischaracterization ever.

atsushi is more likely to call someone a cunt than akutagawa.

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this post aged like a fine wine

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The real reason I’m ace-spec is because I made too many sex jokes and now I can’t take it seriously anymore

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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

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pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

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Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

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<333

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The superior ship dynamic is “I have feelings for you whether I like it or not”

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orpheus and eurydice

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“Nobody tells this to people who are beginners. I wish someone had told me. All of us who do creative work, we get into it because we have good taste. But there is this gap. For the first couple years you make stuff, it’s just not that good. It’s trying to be good, it has potential, but it’s not. But your taste, the thing that got you into the game, is still killer. And your taste is why your work disappoints you. A lot of people never get past this phase; they quit. Most people I know who do interesting, creative, work went through years of this. We know our work doesn’t have this special thing that we want it to have. We all go through this. And if you are just starting out or you are still in this phase, you gotta know that it’s normal and the important thing you can do is do a lot of work. Put yourself on a deadline so that every week you finish one piece. It’s only by going through a volume of work that you will close that gap, and your work will be as good as your ambitions. And I took longer to figure out how to do this than anyone I’ve ever met. It’s gonna take a while. It’s normal to take awhile. You just gotta fight your way through.”

— Ira Glass (via oddhour)

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real

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My mental state on a good day is like a character in a video game where status conditions that do opposite things stack rather than mutually annihilating. All of my numbers look perfectly normal, but then you look at my status HUD and see that I have every buff and every debuff all at once perfectly cancelling each other out, and not even God knows which one is going to wear off first.