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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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Good God. Events Have Transpired Or Something

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misha collins

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jesus christ was dead longer than misha collins was bi

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Cat sounds compilation.

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me getting stabbed: so like is this a stabbing (flirtatious) or stabbing (murderous) because i really don't take hints

guy stabbing me: i'm literally trying to kill you

me: yeah but like which one is it

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you can’t ‘i’m just a little guy’ your way out of this one cunt

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Btw Klavier would pull a reverse Misha Collins. Tries to come out as bi but accidentally says "ambivert" and everyone's like "um... OK I guess" and he spends all day thinking everyone is lowkey biphobic until he goes on Twitter

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Is tumblr like… a really slow public discord to you?

tumblr is like a saw trap for me

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hahahahahahahaha

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The names Practice