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Old Stickfingers

Old Stickfingers Terror-bringer Knows when children disobey

If you're slacking He's attacking Did you do your chores today?

Old Stickfingers's Presence lingers Inside every hollow tree

Don't sneak out Or you'll shout And no one will remember thee

— Children's rhyme

An interesting fact about Old Stickfingers is that he is right behind you.

From new legends of Innistrad.

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TMA fans go outside and they see a big guy who’s bad with convos and a guy reading a book and go “HOLY SHIT IS THAT MARTIN BLACKWOOD AND JONATHAN SIMS FROM MY PODCASTS??????”

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there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour

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starting to suspect this found family group im part of considers me to be the pet

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Anyways if we're getting sagas for each of the flipwalkers it would be very funny if all of them are very serious and expected moments from their backstory (ex: "Ajani Seeks Vengeance" or "Ral Joins the Izzet") and then Grist's was just "Grist is VERY hungy"

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i need gwen to loose her shit, full on breakdown sobbing. I then need alice to comfort her.

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im hollow and im knight

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Just came to the realization that Tim has Vine humor while Alice has Tumblr humor.

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the inherent homoeroticism of giving each other coffee

DYHARD NATION STAND UP

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the entirety of the OIAR has mommy issues and that makes up a good proportion of why lena is such an effective boss

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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it IS a phase, mom

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It's either Sam, Celia, Alice polycule. Or, Alice and Gwen. If Alice ends up with someone else I will be quite upset./hj

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Ink5oul

I think they would wear their own merch

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