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I think that's everyone's plan.

This week was so long - weekend off and all I plan to do is sleep.

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Maybe you can use it as a resuscitator.

It’s kind of hard to explain this at work. When I have to leave the room so often during rotations. A day seems very long to me.

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Grandpa? I am not that fucking old.

I believe my whole arm has gone numb now.

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You're very welcome.

Fuck! This bracelet has been shocking me all night and day!

Whatever. Thanks for that.

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You've got a day to go. I'm sure you can handle it.

I can’t even feel my arm right now.

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The part before the question sure as hell sounded like complaining, kid.

I believe my whole arm has gone numb now.

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Enjoy lung cancer.

I don’t think I’ve ever gone through cigarettes this fast before. 

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I don't think anyone wants to get zapped their entire weekend.

Getting zapped the entire weekend is not how I wanted to spend my weekend.

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Blah blah blah complain complain complain.

I believe my whole arm has gone numb now.

I’m looking for a Neil Scriver, can someone help me find him?

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Stop being a pussy and take it like a man.

Fuck! This bracelet has been shocking me all night and day!

Who the hell is Jake Madison and where do I find him?

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Don't tell anybody.

Liar.

I guess I'm getting zapped for the next hour or so.

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Keep it coming with these compliments, Cam. Really.

It definitely is.

I guess I'm getting zapped for the next hour or so.

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Looks like we're sleeping in your place.

I've been getting zapped by this fucking bracelet for the past few minutes

10…you?

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What floor are you on?

I've been getting zapped by this fucking bracelet for the past few minutes

Oh, where are we sleeping tonight?

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I appreciate the sentiment Chameleon.

I've been getting zapped by this fucking bracelet for the past few minutes

Ok good haha.

Ali, I would never….

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Partially full of shit I can deal with.

Now that's really my boner right now.

I guess I'm getting zapped for the next hour or so.