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“You didn’t actually read this paper, did you?”
[ sweating ] i plead the fifth
#he knew that#it’s like he looked into my heart#whatever I still think I’m right and I provided evidence
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i’m sorry but I don’t want to contribute to your whole [waves hand vaguely] midlife crisis thing you have going on
#no#I will not go out partying with you 1.5 days after you broke up with your long time girlfriend#figure that shit out
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you say “baking fuck me muffins” like it’s a bad thing
#in other news#things are bleak#strange to think#how politicized academia has become#suddenly my existence is threatened#I just want to study worms
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Skulduggery Pleasant? No. Skulduggery Pregnant
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academic writing doesn’t love me like fanfiction writing loved me
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can someone who is good at interpreting dreams tell me why i always dream about flying to some very distant country (eg china), only to have the plane have an emergency crash landing
#the flights are always like#20 hours long#typing it out it doesn’t sound very worth interpretation#but I’m just a girl );
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yeah your workplace might have drama, but does it have enough drama to shut down a 40-person meeting? didn’t think so
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not sure if someone likes you? Getting mixed messages? You need to make sure you’re not losing the TEXTING GAME !
Rules of the TEXTING GAME:
1) left on read/delivered ? NEVER DOUBLE TEXT
2) did they only react to your message and not respond with words? DONT TEXT AGAIN
3) give only as much as you get—5 word texts don’t get paragraph responses from you!
4) never mention their shitty texting in person !
5) you can only text them again once you have seen them in person, and can text them about something concrete you talked about in person.
6) leave THEM on read if they send boring messages or if you have nothing clever to respond with
Following these simple rules, you can be sure to never lose the TEXTING GAME !!!!!!
good luck out there girlies !!!!!
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like surprise ! What you said is still rude !
Prefacing something with “no offense” or “no hard feelings” does not change the impact of your words I promise u
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Prefacing something with “no offense” or “no hard feelings” does not change the impact of your words I promise u
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“Are you okay?”
[ eyes red from crying, sniveling, clearly on the verge of tears, rushing to leave the room as fast as possible ] yeah im fine
#thanks for asking random coworker#my boss told me to my face I’m doing a bad job today#and I crashed my car last week#in other news I am in love with the rotation student tho#there’s no way we’ll ever fucking date#but a girl can dream can’t she
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depressing that no one wants to tap dis ass considering how easy (whorish) i am
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[opening chatgpt]
girl help
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as always there’s weird Feelings™ with this guy I know
I’m just not sure if we’re friends or what. I’m so lonely and touch starved that I’m down for anything
for being a few years younger than me (just 3 and We’re old) he is playing it pretty close to the chest
luckily I never have to worry about it because I’ve sworn to myself to never make a first move on a man again in my life
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as always there’s weird Feelings™ with this guy I know
I’m just not sure if we’re friends or what. I’m so lonely and touch starved that I’m down for anything
for being a few years younger than me (just 3 and We’re old) he is playing it pretty close to the chest
luckily I never have to worry about it because I’ve sworn to myself to never make a first move on a man again in my life
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