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I am an adult this is allowed, show ur parents my tarantula tits

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the only two messages i have from my dad

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how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

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These 2 are my fav tv duo

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The Mindy Project - Best of Morgan Tookers 

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I love how the woman in the purple shirt just decides to go to sleep too

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"We wanted this as our first prime time show, and Fox was going to run it. Then a Fox executive saw it and said what the hell is this? Batman’s not in this episode. He’s only in it at the end? The whole episode is two girls running around in their underwear. There’s no boy appeal here. I said, well, maybe not any boys you know.”—Paul Dini

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I share with you my greatest masterpiece I've done

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i hate my parents. they never get me what i want for christmas. i said to my dad 14 TIMES “all i want for christmas this year is a beyonce cd” and what does he buy me? a KERI HILSON CD because he said it was CHEAPER. OF COURSE IT WAS CHEAPER DAD WHO IS KERI HILSON? IRRELEVANT. I’M RUNNING AWAY. THEY AREN’T MY PARENTS ANYMORE. I’M DESTINY’S CHILD. 

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remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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