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i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

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i’m back who missed me

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I've not seen such a sl*tty Clark with his Lois since Smallville.

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unfortunately i will always view demonic possession as romantic. This is because i have issues & problems

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Late to the show Wednesday but things I didn’t know I needed: Latina goth representation

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THE BEAR 4.10 – Goodbye

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oh nothing just thinking about that time in House md when house goes “i’m type AB” and wilson IMMEDIATELY is like “of course you are. universal recipient. you take from everyone.” and then house just goes “and you’re type O. universal donor.” like?? oh okay so you’re both just going to stand there basically saying “i consume you / i let you” with your whole chests?? hello??

this is giving marriage vows disguised as hematology, its giving mutual vampirism.

House being type AB is so funny because of course he is, man really said “I’ll take and I’ll take and I’ll keep taking” and Wilson went “yeah babe that tracks, you’ve been sucking me dry for years and I let you.”

And then House, smug little bastard, spins it right back: “You’re type O.” Do you understand the violence of that? He didn’t just say you’re generous. He said you exist to be consumed. You were built to give. You bleed for everyone but you bleed best for me.

anyway, they should KISS and then wilson will sigh and hand him a prescription.

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Do you remember when JK Rowling created a starved-looking emo-coded pale guy with long black hair who looked super depressed and stressed out like he hadn’t slept in decades and with obvious social issues because most people in the world annoyed him terribly and she expected people to hate him???

Name something with less social awareness than that.

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"How does it do that? It's wood. It's like a box with that room just rammed in."

Doctor Who | 3.01 - "Smith and Jones"

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Challengers but it’s me and them

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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

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For once in my life not a single piece of media is appealing to me. My ao3 account is weeping!

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Superman (2025) // The Boys (2019 - )

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in hindsight it’s kinda weird tumblr and ao3 waited this long to start self-shipping, right?

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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows