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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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“can anyone hear me” and “its so dark in here” and “who said that” have got to be some of my fav things to say on a post because it brings to mind being locked in a room or lost in a cave, probably because of what youve said. not being called out in desperation, but in much calmer yet still resigned-to-your-fate way. in the case of “who said that” you’re saying something out the side of your mouth or under your breath, sometimes just fully out loud, then feigning bewilderment to whip around and look behind you. Sometimes in this case you’re in a vast and empty wheat field with no audience anyway. In all cases you’re definitely some sort of madman or loon or otherwise totally bonkers. just a glimpse into how my Posting Interpretation is.

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reblog to pet prev

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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hi so i need like 40 bucks to get me through until my next paycheck. i have no food and have to buy gas to get to work. if youre feeling generous pls consider helping me out, ill sketch you something in return. https://p*ypal.me/melatonins

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Dungeon Meshi: Out of Context

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what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself

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Lady Shar loves you.

She must.

(Full ver.) (nsfw)

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happy lesbian visibility week

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the opposite if mwah is hawm. fucking bite you.

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