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[ezraamir]

So, basically...what I'm hearing is, you're spending the entire day in bed and this is my only chance?

Ever just wake up and think… nope, not today, and roll back over? I’m way too comfy for life today. 

[ezraamir]

Oh, how very kind of you. As long as the chocolate is as sweet as you, I'll be good. ;)

[ezraamir]

Then he would see I'm nothing short of a good, stand up-dude. :')

[ezraamir]

I can't think of a single reason why...

You were on top of his naughty list.

[ezraamir]

The Easter Bunny keeps a lil' list of his own, too. You ever heard of him leaving 'smart pills' to the naughty boys and girls? 

aka bunny poop. He leaves them bunny poop.

did you just get the easter bunny confused with santa?

[ezraamir]

Another year the Easter Bunny doesn't come to visit me. I wasn't even that naughty this year. :(

[ezraamir]

text 📱 yasmin & ezra.

YASMIN: i asked for you to get my necklace, but yeah, i'm 'clingy'.

EZRA: actually...i said i would bring it to you, and then you weren't happy that i was bringing it to your mailbox instead of directly to you.

EZRA: we can just cut right to the chase here...we both got what we wanted, so. i think we're done here.

[ezraamir]

I bet you get nice discounts with the food too...plus, all that exercise with walking around and stuff? It's definitely not a bad gig while in college. I hope she's doing well, too. She never ended up calling me again, though. So...actually kinda hope she regrets it.

See, I wasn’t that smart and knowing my luck, I probably wouldn’t have gotten away with that either but hah, it worked out for the better. Amusement parks pay well, oddly enough. I hope Stacey in CHEM 101 class is doing well. Yeah… I’m getting dizzy just talking about it. 🥴

[ezraamir]

text 📱 yasmin & ezra.

YASMIN: lmaoo, I know you're not talking to me like that.

YASMIN: what's your problem, couldn't sell the house?

EZRA: i don't have a problem, lol.

EZRA: we did some stuff last night and yeah...it was fun. but that's all it was.

EZRA: now you're just being kinda clingy. like, holy fuck.

[ezraamir]

Well, we can't have that...I need you fully intact for Saturday night. 

[ezraamir]

text 📱 yasmin & ezra.

YASMIN: well okay then, i didn't realise i was taking so much of your time.

YASMIN: thank you.

EZRA: i'm...literally giving you the necklace that you left back to you? what the fuck is your deal?

EZRA: mhm. you're welcome.

[ezraamir]

I kind of just...stopped showing up. I was definitely guilty of giving away drinks here and there, though. It was pretty easy when it was super busy. You just make two drinks at the same time...one was for a legitimate ordered drink, the other was...for Stacey in my CHEM 101 class. Nobody ever noticed. Y'know...I didn't think of the whole going around and around thing, but...sheesh.

Hah, funny that, because I worked at a smoothie bar when I first started college. I got fired though, for giving my friends free smoothies all the time.. Yeah, many good things come out of my job. I love it, but hate it at the same time. I’ve become smart, though. Don’t show up to work hungover on Saturday and Sunday’s. Watching people go round and round on the rollercoaster isn’t good for the stomach.

[ezraamir]

text 📱 yasmin & ezra.

YASMIN: lmao, okay.

YASMIN: work gave me the whole weekend off, since you know... i got 'robbed.'

YASMIN: you don't have to drop it off in my mailbox, i'll be home.

EZRA: ha. well, at least you have that to look forward to.

EZRA: nah, it's fine. it works out better for me. less time consuming.

[ezraamir]

Soooomething tells me you don't want me to stop, but okay. Oh, no? Well, you're in for some biiig trouble when we meet face to face. I’m even more charming in person. 

[ezraamir]

I...okay, rude. 

C'mon, do I really seem like I'd read through Cosmo? Although...the 29 ways to have an orgasm is especially useful for me. If anything, it’s research. 

[ezraamir]

Oh, sheesh. I remember college. I worked at a smoothie place on campus, and people were pretty mean to me because I wasn't snappy with the blender. I think I would've been much better off working at an amusement park. You get to talk to people and be loud for a living. The free passes are also nice, ha.

Yeah, you’re one of the lucky ones. I want a 9-5, but it ain’t so easy when you’ve still got one more year of college left. Working at the amusement park isn’t so bad, I get free rides so who really wins, hm?

[ezraamir]

text 📱 yasmin & amir.

EZRA: oh, right. i work tomorrow, so i'll be able to get it then. you mind if i just drop it in your mailbox?

EZRA: yeah. no problem.