cal | he/they | 23 | chronic ffxiv player | due to a series of events i am dave strider
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if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck
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reading the symptoms of autism as a now grown adult after being bullied for no explainable reason all your life
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when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..
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i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet
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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves
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I love her. She walks into a conversation like a bag of hammers.
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no commentary. just raw dogging this meme. 500+ comments in an hour. they dgaf
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found this on reddit you know what i have to do
#HELP#tagged as me#KIND OF THIUGH BECAUSE THIS IS TAGGED as something my coworkers would enjoy#i'm honestly gonna show someone tomorrow
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is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship
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"How dare the judges get in Trump's way?"
That's how the government works...
It's called checks and balances
Your president has broken multiple amendments of the constitution and the judges are stopping him.
Trump is breaking the law.
again
and again
and again
The U.S. Constitution's checks and balances system, designed to prevent any single branch of government from becoming too powerful, was created by the FOUNDING FATHERS OF THE UNITED STATES. While the idea of separating powers and implementing checks and balances had been explored by philosophers like Montesquieu, it was the Founding Fathers, particularly James Madison, who incorporated and refined these principles into the Constitution.
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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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