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Where’s my messy hair, lazy bitches at?

Alright, so I’m just going to go ahead and start typing some of this stuff out while it’s on my mind. It’s 3:15am and I’m not going to be able to sleep if I don’t get this stuff out of my head. I’ve recently started a fitness “journey” and noticed there’s some real shit missing from this whole little world I’ve thrown myself into. Like for instance, where tf are all my messy hair lazy bitches at? Everyone you see online that encourages you to start this fitness, meal prep lifestyle always ----- has amazing bodies, a nice tan, a “carefree” life, a smile on their face, “is not where they want to be yet and that’s okay”, is seemingly flawless, has the cutest gym clothes, and a peppier than average personality with a high pitched encouraging voice to go with it. They make it seem like this journey is going to be the easiest, sexiest thing that you do. I’m not hating on these ladies, mad props to you for real! I’m just starting this blog for all the other ladies like me who feel they don’t quite fit that cute little package that’s being sold to us online. This ones for the ladies who’s face turns into a super sexy cherry tomato the minute they do one sit up. This is for the ladies who sleep in until 2pm and could never wake their asses up at 8am to go for a “nice jog”. This ones for the ladies that don’t need an occasion for booze and tacos. This one is for all my ladies out there that are lazy as fuck.