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davestr1d3r:

   ❝ so you don’t care if i start wandering out onto the street unsupervised and a car slams into me but you do care about me blasting africa by toto into my goddamn ears. despicable. if it were any other song i’d maybe understand but how could you do africa by toto so dirty like this. ❞

    Hanzo snorts softly, rolling his eyes.

    “ You appear old enough to know the dangers of jaywalking and owning responsibility for whatever consequences may befall you. I am unconcerned with your personal safety since it is within your own hands. ” But ... “ If you go deaf, so be it, but be mindful of those around you. ”

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” National anthem of where? ” Hanzo is unamused. Why is a rebellious youth pestering him? As if Hanzo asked for it - (he probably did). “ I care not for whatever it is you do to endanger yourself. I do care, however, about your blasting music. It’s annoying. ”

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    ❝ whatever it is you’re about to say is gonna have to wait. i don’t care if you’re gonna tell me off for jaywalking or just being a really cool youth in general. i’m listening to fuckin’ africa by toto. you know, the national anthem. ❞

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50 oddly specific headcanon asks.

Send me a number! (some slightly nsfw) || specify muse if needed

How does your muse feel about seafood?

What is their favorite piece of technology?

When did they lose their virginity?

Was their anything their parents pushed them to do? (e.g. sports, theatre, band)

Describe your muse’s worst nightmare.

What is a deal-breaker when it comes to dating someone?

What was the most embarrassing moment in your muse’s life?

What keeps your muse up at night?

What chronic illnesses does your muse have, if any?

Does your muse get carsick?

Does your muse wear glasses/contacts?

What are some warning signs that your muse is getting depressed? 

What is your muse’s favorite candy?

Does your muse have a “victory song” and if so, what is it?

Who do they tend to bicker with the most?

Has your muse ever been hospitalized or institutionalized? 

Does your muse pray, whether it be to a god or some other force?

Has your muse ever lived in poverty?

Do they have any distinct voice mannerisms? (e.g. saying ‘like’ or ‘um’ a lot, stutters) 

Where are your muse’s ancestors from? Do they keep any of their traditions?

When did your muse learn about sex?

What is your muse most thankful for?

What shoe size is your muse?

Does your muse hate their middle name? \ What is it?

How many hours a day do they spend on the internet/watching TV?

Does your muse have any trophies?

If your muse was given the opportunity to go sky diving, would they?

What is the most common lie your muse tells themselves?

Has your muse ever had a pet? If so, what type?

Who was your muse’s first kiss?

What is your muse’s first memory?

How does your muse feel about crocs?

What are your muse’s biggest pet peeves?

What was your muse’s happiest birthday?

Does your muse cross their legs/ankles when they sit?

What simple task is your muse surprisingly bad at?

Did your muse ever own a Tamagatchi?

What was your muses’s first job?

Does your muse usually go for truth or dare?

Has your muse ever been to a concert?

What is your muse’s favorite holiday?

Does your muse reply to scary chain emails/messages?

Describe the first person your muse remembers losing.

Would your muse ever roleplay?

What is your muse’s Hogwarts house?

What is your muse’s first thought upon waking up?

Name a song your muse can sing every word to. 

Who would your muse sacrifice themselves for, if anybody?

How long is your muse’s penis? || What bra size is your muse?

If your muse could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

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intoxiiquer:

     That’s all ? She can’t help but let out a quiet sigh of disappointment. This job sucks as it is, the least he could do is make it a little interesting for her. “ You have no reason not to, either. But, by all means, continue to fight all your battles alone. ” Her head cocks to the side, one eyebrow raised. “ Do let me know how that works out for you. ”

     Golden eyes take a good, hard look at him. Sure, she’ll do exactly as she’s told: play recruiter like the good little agent she is … but truthfully ? There’s a part of Amélie that can’t blame him for turning them down. ( And maybe a bigger part that’s jealous of even having the option. )

     Which gives her an idea – - perhaps a change in perspective would resonate more with him. “ So you think. But, do you know what you may gain by refusing to work with Talon ? ” There’s a pause, lips curving back into a confident smile. “ An ENEMY. Keep your friends close, no ? ”  

     Fully anticipating a hostile reaction to her point, Widowmaker quickly puts both palms up in mock surrender. “ Ne t'inquiete pas, this is no threat from me. Just something to keep in mind. Not all who work with Talon do so because they care about furthering its agenda. ”

    Now, the insult sinks in a bit. Hanzo’s brows raise as Widowmaker’s one does when she speaks. She’s rather persistent today, he thinks. Her little quip rubs him the wrong way, paving the way for irritation to grow within him. Really, he would rather keep this meeting as uneventful as possible - the archer was having a rather agreeable night, compared to many poor prior. Would he allow her to sour that for him?

    It’s good that the woman raises her hands and expands upon her menacing words, because the smile did not help. A largely unamused, equally daring expression falls over the archer’s visage and his shoulders square with Widowmaker’s. Persistent, indeed.

    “ As I mentioned, ” he begins, a cold and stony cadence forcing the words out, “ What I must do - alone - is not something Talon can help me fulfill. In fact, if you are so sincerely curious, joining you would merely drive me further from my goal. ”

    Hanzo scoffs, airy yet condescending, from his throat. He looks down his nose at Widowmaker, despite her height advantage, arms raising to cross over his chest. For all his pride and arrogance, he might actually look a bit ridiculous, were it not for the near-palpable cut his gaze makes through the space between them.

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Hey ! Can you draw some McHanzo?

Soonly doodly. First, have a meme I’ve had sitting here for like three weeks. 

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[ So it’s occurred to me that I haven’t posted my main blog yet? Or, if I did, I don’t remember doing so. Here it is! ]

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mun comfort zone

repost, don’t reblog!

TAGGED BY :  @siixshots​ TAGGING : i aint know who done this or not by now

Hey! Name’s Elek and this is my singular Tumblr RP blog.

A valuable meme for any roleplayer! Come display your comfort levels so your roleplay partners are aware of what they can do, and of what they should avoid! A healthy relationship between role-play partners is the key to a good time!

While this meme shows the basics, please remember to communicate with your roleplay partners!

KEY:

bold italics: fuck yes!

bold: yes.

normal: sometimes/conditional.

italics: ask me about it.

strike: no.

ROLEPLAY BASICS

LOCATIONS

I am comfortable doing:

tumblr

email

kik, im, discord

google docs

skype

forum

other

If we’re mutuals, feel free to ask me for my Discord!

PARTICIPANTS

I am comfortable with:

one on one role plays.

up to three people.

up to four people.

five or more people!

as big as possible!

I’m alright with +3 muse RPs on Discord, but not on Tumblr.

POST LENGTH

I usually write about:

one or two sentences.

one or two paragraphs.

two to five paragraphs. (250-500 words)

more than five paragraphs. (500-1000 words)

a few pages worth.

I am comfortable role-playing with people who write:

one or two sentences.

one or two paragraphs.

two to five paragraphs.

more than five paragraphs.

a few pages worth.

ROLE-PLAY REQUESTS

I like getting requests from:

anyone and everyone at any time!

when i ask for roleplays.

from friends and acquaintances.

from mutuals only.

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS

Important: communication is the key to a real life relationship, it shouldn’t be abandoned for a fictional one either! be sure to talk to your partners when considering romance.

SHIPPING

I am comfortable shipping my characters:

never.

if our characters know each other deeply.

if our characters know each other deeply, and i know i can trust the role-player.

at the first sign of flirting!

only if the role-player and i plan it.

it depends on the character.

If you want to ship with my characters:

talk to me about it from the start.

talk to me about it once our characters know each other.

talk to me about it once they both have some feelings for each other.

talk to me about it when they finally decide that want to go beyond hugging.

SPEED

When shipping my characters, i like the romance to happen:

swift as lightning!

fast, but not super fast.

happens in about three months.

slow and steady wins the race.

slugs know what’s up!

my relationships know no speed. they happen if they happen.

SMUT

When my characters get intimate, i prefer:

to skip the act entirely.

to write the build up, but skip the act.

to write the act only if it is very special, but otherwise, skip it.

to write the act all the way through.

ROMANTIC ARTWORK

When it comes to artwork depicting our relationship please:

do not post it at all without talking to me.

post it if it is cuddles and hugs.

post it if it is kisses.

post it if it is n.sfw.

only post it if it depicts n.sfw privately between us.

do not post it at all if it depicts sexual acts!

DRAMATICS

Important: always be sure to communicate with your partner individually if you think you are about to go outside their comfort zones even just the slightest bit!

VIOLENCE

When it comes to violent situations, i am comfortable with:

no violence at all!

i’m fine with verbal arguments!

some violence, like a paper cut, or an accidental elbow to the face.

mild violence, such as punching, kicking, hair pulling.

violence, such as stabbings.

beyond violence, such as torture and more.

If you are going to do something violent, please:

don’t do it at all.

talk to me about it first. (for the extreme; i.e. mutilation, blindness, death)

surprise me!

AUTO-MOVING

When it comes to moving/touching my character without asking me first, i am comfortable with:

non-violent, non-intimate touches, like a tap on the shoulder.

intimate touches, like hair or face stroking.

mildly aggressive touches, like grabbing my character’s arm or pushing them out of the way.

highly aggressive touches, like shoving and non-damaging hitting.

violence that will not permanently damage my character.

violence that may permanently damage my character.

extreme violence, such as torture.

you may kill my character without asking.

DRAMATIC ARTWORK

do not post any dramatic scenes that that happened between our characters.

talk to me about it before posting!

post what you like!

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cavalrycall:

Lena is not daft, though she might act it, and she knows when there is something up, even with strangers. Especially ones who stare so strongly, and so hatefully, at someone who had done nothing to garner such contempt.

He’s around her size, so shifting her weight does nothing to intimidate, and the woman cocks an eyebrow in bemusement at the annoyed look that had so firmly set on this man’s features.

“Really now, that look on your face before would’ve said otherwise!”

There is no harshness in her tone, rather playfulness. Even if the stare he had given was rude, she’s not about to accuse a total stranger.

    Done nothing? If Hanzo had heard that, he would have snarled.

    Hanzo clenches his teeth when the agent further presses him for answers. While there were many things - truly, many - Hanzo loathed, being questioned was one of them. Whether it be his motives, decisions, or opinions, it rubs him the wrong way. The archer definitely misses the aspect of his childhood where being a part of the head of the family meant his word was law. No one questioned you when you were in a position of power.

    Now, he was a nobody. He would prefer to keep it that way with Tracer, even if it meant that she would press him all she wished unless he did something to assuage her.

    “ Would you not be annoyed if someone approached you suddenly and interrogated you? ” A harsh word, but Hanzo hopes it will sway the woman into leaving him be. He shifts away from her further, metal soles scraping lightly against the pavement with the movement.

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intoxiiquer:

     So many of these heroes lack common decency, she’s found, so it’s almost a surprise that he’s willing to speak to her face to face. Not that she’d had any intention on sneaking up on him in the first place – - wasted time and effort, as far as she’s concerned.

     “ And what must you do, exactly ? ” Heels click against the rough concrete as Widowmaker takes a few slow steps forward, though she’s careful to maintain a safe distance from the other sniper. She’d much prefer to keep this confrontation civil, but if things took a turn ( as they so often do ), better to offer herself a quick escape. There’s a tilt of her head, feigning a look of genuine curiosity. “ Do you even know yourself ? ”

     At the mention of her superiors, she can’t help but give a quiet laugh. 

     “ Hardly. They see value in you, Monsieur Shimada, but do not think they are so desperate for you to join our ranks. Talon is in no need of a proficient sniper, I’ll remind you. ” There’s a wide smirk across her features, practically daring him to bring her combat skills into question. But that’s not what she’s here to argue about, so Amélie continues on.

     “ Their offer will not last forever. Are you positive you want to throw it away ? ”

    Something stiff enters the archer’s expression, barely noticeable to the untrained eye. Hanzo feels uncomfortable with the woman’s questions - they are far too intimate to answer, not with her. Although the two of them have spoken before, they were merely colleagues, in some sense of the word. It’s nearly insulting that she would dare pry, but Hanzo brushes the feeling aside.

    “ I have no reason to tell you, ” Hanzo says, blunt yet plain. It is as he says - the other sniper has no business with his affairs. She acts as a recruiter, twice now, and occasionally something loosely resembling a rival. Besides that, Hanzo may as well forget she exists most days.

    Speaking of ...

    Hanzo raises a brow at the woman. She seems quite full of herself tonight, but Hanzo would be lying to himself if he didn’t wish to rise to the bait. While he has respect for her as a fellow sniper, if Hanzo was anything, it was arrogant. Clicking his tongue softly, he dismisses her jab.

    “ I have no stake in Talon’s affairs. Nothing to gain, yet much to lose by accepting such an offer. ” A pause. An amused lilt enters his voice, yet his expression remains largely neutral.

    “ They do have good taste. I will take their offers as a compliment. ”

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siixshots:

The way the other man glared (by McCree’s standards, that’s the only thing that could possibly describe such a pointed, hostile stare accurately) it seemed there was definitely some pride that had been injured by the unwanted frivolity on Jesse’s part. That kind of attitude only made it harder to not push further into such an act. After all, when you had all your cards, you never folded…..you double down. And boy, did this show the cards Jesse held against the other man, and although he was always working on himself to be better than the punk that he used to be……no one was perfect.

 Maybe it was his own pride pushing him on, or just that reckless nature he really never could shake. Regardless of whatever spurred this kind of behavior on, it didn’t matter….Jesse was going to do what he wanted, regardless of what logic would dictate. And right now? He wanted little more than to see how far he could push this man’s sensitive pride. 

Looping his thumbs beneath that very distinctive belt buckle, McCree found his stance shifting to one that was more notably relaxed. If being overly familiar and teasing is what the stranger was so bothered about….well, Jesse could follow through even further! Hey, he wasn’t technically doing any harm, even though in the back of his mind he could still Gabriel’s disapproving tone. 

Leaning forward a little ways, Jesse found his taller form nearly looming over this stranger’s own stature. He wouldn’t correct it, it was just a….fun surprise. Bringing his prosthetic hand up to his hat to tip it, Jesse found that smirk spreading into a smile as those words echoed off of the other man’s voice.

“Maybe I like stand’n out, mister. It ain’t like any man worth his own weight is gonna just sit around, hide’n in the shadows. You wanna make a confrontation, or deal with someth’n, you do it directly. Stare’em down, real close.”

As if narrating his own actions, the man’s eyes turned serious as he looked into Hanzo’s cold gaze.

“You let’em know you’re a threat.” His tone did not change, but there was something more aggressive about him now.

But…in less than a second’s time, it all melted away into a genuinely amused laugh, as Jesse threw his head back and scratched at his chin.

“I’m only fool’n with ya, stranger. I ain’t gonna do no harm to ya, there ain’t no reason to cause a scene out here in the public. ‘Specially not with someone not fond’a the attention it’ll bring.”

And with that, he gave a little wink.

    Good grief. This man either could not or chose not to take a hint.

    Hanzo had fully expected the exchange to wrap up and resolve itself after what he had implied - that he has no interest whatsoever in instigating a problem. The younger man was obnoxious and pushy, as it just had to turn out. These are the consequences for his wandering eye. Stuck in, what he felt was, an awkward conversation that, now, he had little idea of how to escape. Short of just walking away, that is.

    However ... Hanzo? Walk away? Not in this economy.

    As soon as McCree shifts toward Hanzo’s direction, the archer roots himself in place and turns a shoulder to partially face the cowboy. Jaw set, the elder man lifts his chin and meets McCree’s gaze - if the cowboy thought he was glaring before, he would be surprised to find that the phenomenon got stronger, if not worse. Not a single square inch of Hanzo shows any sign of backing down or being put off by the cowboy’s actions.

    It’s really quite funny - Hanzo held no intention of fighting the outlaw. None whatsoever. As McCree states aloud, causing a scene in public was something the archer actively sought to avoid. Most of the time he traveled or took care of business, it was in the dead of night, when most of the populace was either asleep or too out of their minds to pay the ghost of a man a second thought. Today, he curses to himself, he just had to venture out before nightfall.

    When McCree leans away and laughs, the archer bristles slightly. The wink only serves to worsen his mood. Turning away abruptly, Hanzo shifts the case strapped over his shoulder and begins to walk away. Not today! None of this bull today.

    However, he does not leave ... silently.

    “ Feh. ” The male snarls under his breath. “  弱虫。”

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Self-Knowledge Questionnaire

Link to the quiz here

AMBITION

You have a strong sense of potential and an intense drive to accomplish difficult things. The core of this is your ability to hold together the big goals and the daily efforts. Where other people’s hopes collapse when they encounter the tedium of the journey, you keep coming back. Oddly, it is actually your ability to endure feeling unheroic that counts. You know the power of working away solidly on what’s in front of you.

INDEPENDENCE

You don’t set out to be different for its own sake; you are more easily guided by what interests and moves you. You are more concerned about what is right for you than about the pressure to fit in. In sex you are more aware than others of impulses which are not entirely conventional. You know the value of selective irresponsibility, of forgetting occasionally about being ‘good’.

ORDERLINESS

You love it when everything is neat and tidy: when there is a proper way of doing things, and you can tick things off the to-do list and know where everything is. So others, at times, are to you unbearably sloppy and messy. And you run into things that can’t be ordered (a child, a partner, a colleague at work) which drives you slightly nuts. But your desire for order is a good one when it is focussed where it is needed and when you’re okay with a bit of mess.

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[ Ahh, another Hanzo blog uses arrows in their formatting, hm... I may change mine up - I hope I haven’t seemed like I was ripping off their style;; ]

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psa; i am not above completely rewriting a reply. if my reply takes our thread in a direction u dont want it to go in, or if u just can’t work with it, or if you just want a few details changed, please tell me and i will rewrite it or edit it so it works for you. i will not be hurt or offended, i will be happy ur comfortable enough w me as a partner to say something.