I am lorde yayaya
hi!! how are you??
OMG HELLO HWLLO HELLO!!! IM PRETTY GOOD TY WBU 💓💓💓💓
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hi!! how are you??
OMG HELLO HWLLO HELLO!!! IM PRETTY GOOD TY WBU 💓💓💓💓
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Just journaled for the first time in a month and BOY do I feel lighter can’t believe I forgot how good this feels
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Guys how do I stop embarrassing myself
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Actually I died it’s not fun anymore.
Sorry I’m not asleep mother, I’m busy playing super princess peach
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I think my balls just dropped guys.
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Sorry I’m not asleep mother, I’m busy playing super princess peach
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Sometimes I love being a girl other times I hate it because anytime I feel anything it’s always “are you sure it’s not just your hormones? Is your period close?” Like SHUT UP !! Actually shut up !! Thank you !!
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So true girl so true
your boyfriend got caught in my flypaper again please come and get him i don't want to touch him he's really gross and he keeps crying
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The symbol actually just reminds me of onion from Steven universe idk who that man is
Guys... we found him
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You know when you’re constipated so you regret taking advantage of all the times you had diarrhoea or just weren’t constipated?
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Brrrrr I’ve got chills they’re multiplying !!
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Do they make a packet of just the haribo tangfastic crocodiles because 💓💓
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A haiku to the haters:
fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
suck my fucking dick
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He thinks I’m lame I’m gonna sob badly
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