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Album by Highly Suspect: "The Boy Who Died Wolf"

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Me in 72 hours

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My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.

Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America

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If cats knew how much we humiliate them on the Internet they would be really pissed off.

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Me as a cat

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When you accidentally shrink your girlfriends pants in the dryer and you get mad because you feel like you can't do anything right.

Admit you were wrong. Apologize. Understand that you’re fallible. You make mistakes. You hurt people. Apologize. That’s growth; understanding you did something wrong and working towards making things right.

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I'm the dustpan

This is a video of my golden retriever puppy, Hazel, barking at a dustpan. 

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someone: are you ok?

me: [pouring gasoline on myself] yeah why do you ask?

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have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

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I once had a lady in kickboxing say this to me. It was the single most motivating words anyone could hear. And it continues to motivate me every day. 

Make 2016 YOUR Year! Better Health, Better Body, Better Mind…

Stay motivated my awesome followers and have a great day! Make the switch - http://www.betterleanbody.com

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I have to reblog this EVERY time I see it

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