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how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant

Answer:I  come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…

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I'm pretty sure I was taking damage from living in mold world for so long bc now that I moved out of my moldy dusty childhood bedroom I am significantly less depressed and anxious and actually got my libido back so for anyone also living in mold world get the fuck out. I'm sad to not be able to see my family as much but my health and mental state were getting pretty bad. I started hallucinating songs playing from bathroom fans

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the creepy cheese hour is upon me. that is when you get up to carve chunks off the big block of cheese in the fridge and eat it like a little rat person

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just found out periods can cause joint pain and high blood pressure which is super cool and awesome considering I already have joint pain and high blood pressure :))) shout out to my fucked up hormone levels for making me bedridden at the moment in the middle of moving, super convenient! I feel like I just got mowed down by a tractor

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cool halloween costume idea I had for me and my partner

he would be the slutty dog

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Albino CAPY!!!

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the horrible throat noise is happening bc I have rcpd ough

I know to most people that's racoon city police department but for me it's "can't burp disease" and because I can't burp I make this awful gurgling sound after consuming anything but I'm afraid to talk to my doctors about it because currently the only available treatment for it is like a million shots of botox straight into your throat muscles which is terrifying

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booktok/romantasy books are like: Man BIG STRONG BIG BIG BIG sexually AGGRESSIVE and POSSESSIVE and ACTIVE, woman small small teeny tiny itty bitty virginal and passive, but she says one sarcastic thing so she ‘takes no shit’ and if you point this out or suggest perhaps it is not very good, you're an internalized misogynist and a traitor to your sisters

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Before and after having cheese

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the weirdest fucking thing happened to me tonight. I'm on the pill so I knew this week I'd be getting the scarlet rot but its usually a few days late but yesterday morning my hips started hurting really bad so I knew it was coming. then I woke up literally right before it happened. guess I'm more in tune with my body than I thought

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house acquired and fillings all done this is my year except for the mozzarella stick sized house centipede I saw in the bathtub when I was already naked that was terrifying

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probably posted it before but here's some help for beginners

happy world goth day. I personally can't do much for it because I have to go get more fillings. I shall live vicariously through you all, I trust you will honor my day

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happy world goth day. I personally can't do much for it because I have to go get more fillings. I shall live vicariously through you all, I trust you will honor my day

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I'm still pissed about people saying to me that if I shaved my eyebrows off they wouldn't grow back. I've been doing it since I was 16 and they keep coming back. I want them gone

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for anyone interested do not buy it for hundreds of dollars I got mine from a weird as fuck thrift store where all the employees just hated clowns and would let me take any clowns for about 5 smackaroos find a thrift store with weird shit and just wait and see I do not think the cursed syrup should be so expensive. it's the same place I got my ronald mcdonald that turns grey every few weeks and my doll with teeth but I think they closed rip

you guys don't appreciate my clown syrup. I showed you my special clown syrup and you don't even care. what's wrong with you?

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you guys don't appreciate my clown syrup. I showed you my special clown syrup and you don't even care. what's wrong with you?