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I can't believe they dragged me back here
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a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it
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a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it
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"Could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you, and find nourishment at the very sight of you? Yes."
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To anyone who still follows me
I've moved to twitter for most of my shitposting. Follow me if you'd like. Snak; @elsey27
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@vancityreynolds: These fucking assholes said it was a sweater party. 🎄
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Alien who turns against their planet for love is pretty anime tbh
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Do y’all remember the 2006-2009 era of kids movies that were all about hidden fantasy and adventure and they all had the same vibes but wildly different stories? Cause I do.
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“My super power is a horse.”
“You mean you have the strengths of a horse?”
“No.”
“Is it, like, a magic horse?”
“No.”
“Does it –”
“Let me stop you right there. No, it doesn’t have any special powers. It’s not particularly smarter than a regular horse, I can’t communicate with it telepathically, and I can’t summon it out of thin air. It’s just a horse.”
“… I guess I don’t see what makes that a super power, then. How is having a regular horse a super power?“
“Look behind you.“
“Why, whaholyshitit’sahorse.”
“See?”
“When did it get here? How did it get here?”
“Haven’t a clue. She just tends to show up whenever I need a horse.”
“What do you need a horse for right now?”
“Scaring the hell out of you, mostly.”
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Ted Cruz lost his virginity to a hot pocket
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Oh so you think Steve Rogers, who grew up during the Great Depression & Also fought in WW2, doesn’t have a fatalistic sense of humour that rivals that of the most hardened Gen Z teen? Hah okay then
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Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.
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